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... C. W. Barrell 276 A Bachelor Maid 280 Margaret E. Sangster 285

HALF-HOURS WITH WALT WHITMAN-III..
YOUTH'S SWEET-SCENTED MANUSCRIPT
MARRIAGE AND SELFISHNESS....
INDEPENDENCE DAY ...
THE NEW STEPMOTHER
AT CHURCH:

The Summer-Days' Reaction
THE HEALTH-SEEKER:

A Word About Your Liver
THOUGHT-SEEDS

SOME WHO HAVE GONE
TIME'S DIARY

STAR GOSSIP

EDITORIAL:

A Real-Estate Frenzy
Two Funerals ...
"Souvenir" Thieves
Horseless-Wagon Racket

A Harsh but Just Verdict
Automobile War-Chariots

HAPPENED AND HAPPENING

HERE AND THERE

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PHILOSOPHY AND HUMOR

ISSUED MONTHLY BY THE

EVERY WHERE PUBLISHING COMPANY, Brooklyn, N. Y.

SINGLE COPIES, FIVE CENTS

314

BY THE YEAR, fifty cents

Copyright, 1907, by the Every Where Publishing Company

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An' though I hoped she would some time They learned, that a thousan' years ago

love me,

Still I felt that she felt above me; (I was awkward, an' hung my head, An' she was a reg'lar thorough-bred.)

Marjorie, by the bye,

Had more ancestors than I;
She had a knack of goin' back
Along in History's covered track,
An' pickin' her great-grandfathers out,
An' stan'in' 'em up to be bragged about.
She had a book of 'em, all in rows,
Some several thousan', I suppose;
One was a colonel, an' one a squire,
An' one was a king, or somethin' higher:
There were three brothers on fortune-
hunts,

That all come over the sea at once;
An' some of 'em, by the bye,
Helped make the Fourth of July;

But though their acts she couldn't c to

demn,

She hadn't much time to dwell or But sailed her gallant ancestral b

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ing the There's lots in the world to forget and

forgive;

Almost in hailin' of Noah's ark !ep at the We've several neighbors, my laddies,

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But walked an' walked an' hung her head,

An' "Why are you hateful to me?" she said.

"I couldn't be hateful", says I,

"To one that I've loved five years or mcre,

An' never dared to tell it before,
Because she was born in the lap of fame,
An' I hadn't an ancestor to my name."
She walked a little closer to me:
"I've got enough for us both", says she:
An' looked as if she would cry,
There on the Fourth of July.

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Then back to your covert creeping, Try again the art of sleeping,

With such critics grouped around.

I can stand the fitful walker,

Oft he comes-but oft he goes; But that everlasting talker

Underneath the window's nose! Words, and words, without endeavor, Speech-brook, flowing on forever! Talking every subject weary, Till it wilts-a phantom dreary; Pauseless he-this rura! Solon; Comma, period, semi-colon, None of these will he set free. Oh what blessedness, if he

And like old Lord Timothy,

Let them all appear together!

From the country's clash and chatter,
Creep I, not by half so merry,
And, to try and mend the matter,
Seek the silent cemetery.
There, where sleeping is the fashion,
I, by some lone grave, mayhap,
Can indulge my silent passion,
And secure a morning nap.
Even then, some early-rising
Bug may see me, I suppose,
And begin the day by sizing
The compartments of my nose.
Only dead folks, buried deep,

Would cut loose those pauses' tether, They can sleep, and sleep, and sleep!

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And blanketing even the trees as they Unless it be growing or flung at their stand

Asleep in the howl of the storm.

No grasses tonight will grow under your feet

The cattle are calling for something to eat;

feet,

Or easily hung to the back.

Make ready, my laddies, and think as you go,

They're not to be worried because they

are so;

But do not forget it, while filling the There's lots in the world to forget and rack,

forgive;

To grain and to shelter the sheep at the We've several neighbors, my laddies, stack

In sheds that are cozy and warm.

that live

The same as the sheep at the stack.

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