30 T 3 23 5 2 57 7 125 15 11 4 morn 7 85 19 11 3 40 7 12 5 16 morn 0 26 7 8 5 20 morn 4 34 7 16 5 12 11 31 F 3 19 5 21 7 15 5 13 morn MOON.-Perigee, 9th; apogee, 23d; on equator, 2d, 14th, 29th; highest, 9th; lowest, 22d. GIVING NAMES TO CHURCHES.-A newspaper furnishes the following item, which is entertaining and has a moral to it: "In the outskirts of an American city [Philadelphia] there is a very small Episcopal Church entitled 'The Church of St. James the Less,' but the irreverent urchins of the neighborhood call it 'The Little Jimmy.' In the neighborhood of the same city, there is a church which was largely built by the funds of an eminent American financier, who sold great quantities of Government bonds, and this church, by the irreverent, has been dubbed 'The Church of the Holy Five-Twenties."" We may add that a third church, near the center of the same city, is called on account of the striking proportions of its lofty spire, "The Church of the Holy Toothpick.” A BOOKSELLER in Paris, being asked for a copy of the French Constitution, replied, "Sir, I keep no periodicals. MOON SOUTH. Boston; N. England, N. York N. York City; Philadelphia, Washington; Mary- and California. SUN MOON H. W. SUN SUN MOON H. W. SUN SUN MOON SUN Evening RISKS. SKTS. SETS. BOSTON RISES. BETS. SETS. H. M. 3 11 3 M 3 7 T 3 3 W 2 59 9 59 7 10.5 19 2 55 11 17 2 51 morn 7 2 47 2 43 1 29 4 1 25 4 58 6 375 50 morn MOON.-Perigee, 7th; apogee, 19th; highest, COLERIDGE was descanting, in the presence of Charles Lamb, upon the repulsive appearance of the oyster. "It isn't handsome, Coleridge," said Lamb, "but it has the advantage of you in one thing." "What is that?" queried Coleridge, who, as everybody knows, was an exhaustless talker. "It knows when to shut its mouth," was the reply. A LITTLE boy asked his mother what blood relations meant. She explained that it meant near relations, etc. After thinking a moment, he said, "Then, mother, you must be the bloodiest relation I've got." A WELL-KNOWN United States detective was riding in a street car when a well-dressed pickpocket entered. Judging from the detective's careless manner and genteel appearance that he was a pigeon worth plucking, seated himself beside the little man, and in a very dextrous manner commenced fingering his vest-pocket. The detective took hold of the soft hand of the thief, and shaking it cordially, said, "My dear friend, how do you do? I'm very sorry, but you will have to go to the other side of the car, as I haven't got a cent about me!" The pickpocket made his exit without waiting to ring the bell. Evening 19348 DAY OF MONTH. MAESTRATE DAY OF WEEK. SIDEREAL MOON SOUTH. Boston; N. England, N. York ||N. York City; Philadelphia, Washington; Mary- Iowa, and Oregon. SUN SUN MOON H. W. SUN SUN MOON RISES. SETS. and California. H. W. SUN SUN MOON SETS. NYORK RISES. SETS. SETS. BOSTON RISES. SETS. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. 46 355 53 2 0 51 6 33 5 54 morn 4 6 345 53 0 35 56 6 17 9 28 0 42 5 546 18 8 54 10 11 5 546 18 8 51 1 255 526 19 9 56 10 50 5 536 19 9 53 2 8 5 516 20 10 59 11 39 5 51 6 19 10 55 4 42 5 48 6 22 morn 2 55 5 496 21 morn morn 5 50 6 20 11 56 30 M 11 27 5 39 5 466 23 0 5 3 48 5 476 22 0 10 345 48 6 21 morn 31 T 11 23 6 36 5 456 24 1 5 4 49 5 466 23 MOON.-Perigee, 6th; apogee, 18th; highest, 3d, 31st; on equator, 9th, 24th; lowest, 13th. 7 51 5 56 6 17 7 49 1 1 1 36 5 476 22 0 56 NEWTON invited a friend to dinner and forgot it. The friend arrived and found the philosopher in a fit of abstraction. Dinner was brought up for one. The friend, without disturbing Newton, sat down and dispatched it. Newton recovered from his reverie, looked at the empty dishes, and said, "Well, really, if it wasn't for the proof before my eyes, I could have sworn that I had not yet dined." A COBBLER in Essex thus announced his calling: "Surgery performed here upon old boots or shoes, by adding of the feet, making good the legs, binding the broken, healing the wounded, mending the constitution, and supporting the body with new soles. Advice gratis." DR. HOLMES says that easy-crying widows take new husbands soonest; there is nothing like wet weather for transplanting. 514 11 3 11 12 6 M 10 59 morn 10 57 7T 10 55 8 W 10 51 8 9T 10 47 10 F 10 43 11 S 10 39 12 15 10 36 13 M 10 32 4 5 0 3 4 5 356 31 rises 35 336 32 611 41 5 346 31 8 23 5 36 6 29 7 3 54 5 316 33 11 ev.22 5 33 6 32 8 8 9 9 5 346 30 8 6 1 44 5 306 34 9 14 1 65 316 33 9 11 9 52 5 336 31 9 8 2 34 5 286 36 10 15 1 505 306 34 10 11 10 34 5 316 32 10 8 3 24 5 26 6 37 11 11 2 34 5 286 35 11 711 16 5 306 33 11 2 14 5 25 6 38 morn 3 21 5 26 6 36 11 59 ev. 6 5 28 6 34 11 54 35 236 39 5 366 30 rises 7 40 5 37 6 28 rises 7 4 9 5 25 6 37 morn 0 56 5 276 35 morn 3 5 246 38 0 46 1 50 5 25 6 36 0 42 MOON.-Perigee, 3d and 28th; apogee, 15th; on equator, 6th, 20th; lowest, 13th; highest, 27th. JOHN tells a story of Thompson and Rogers, two married bucks of New York, who, wandering home late one night, stopped at what Thompson supposed was his residence, but which his companion insisted was his own house. Thompson rang the bell lustily, when a window was opened and a lady inquired what was wanted. "Madam," inquired Mr. T.. "isn't this 'Mr. T-Thompson's house?" "No," replied the lady, "this is the residence of Mr. Rogers." "Well," exclaimed Thompson, "Mrs. T-T Thompson-beg your pardon-Mrs. Rogers won't you just step down to the door and pick out Rogers, for Thompson wants to go home.' IN ORDER to get an enemy, lend a man a small sum of money for a day. Call upon him in a week for it. Wait two months. In three months insist upon his paying you. He will get angry, denounce you, and ever after speak of you in abusive terms. We have seen this experiment tried repeatedly, and never knew it fail, Boston; N. England, N. York N. York City; Philadelphia, Washington; Mary- SUN SUN MOON and California. H. H. M. H. M. H. M. 8 14 4 567 9 17 9 318 9 13 9 55 4 537 6 10 38 4 34 7 19 3 52 10 26 4 39 7 15 2 11 30 4 337 20 4 29 11 13 4 38 7 16 4 32 7 58 ev. 25 4 327 21 sets 11 58 4 377 17 sets 1 24 4 317 22 8 50 morn 4 36 7 18 8 46 9 34 4 417 12 8 41 2 23 4 317 23 9 50 0 48 4 367 19 9 46 10 25 4 417 13 9 42 3 23 4 307 24 10 45 1 39 4 357 20 10 41 11 15 4 407 14 10 37 4 21 4 29 7 25 11 33 2 33 4 34 7 20 11 30 morn 4 39 7 14 11 26 5 18 4 297 26 morn 3 27 4 34 7 21 morn 0 13 4 397 15 morn 7.35 6 11 4 287 27 4 26 4 33 7 22 0 15 7 31 7 34 27 7 28 4 327 23 30 S 7 27 7 52 4 277 28 6 28 4 32 7 23 1 30 3122 7 23 8 41 4 267 29 7 30 4 317 24 2 2 MOON.-Apogee, 13th; perigee, 25th; on equator, 3d, 17th, 31st; lowest, 10th; highest, 24th. A BLIND man had been sitting one day, and pleasantly chatting with some visitors for an hour, when one of them wished the company good-morning, and left the room. "What white teeth that lady has !" said the sarcastic blind man. "How can you possibly tell that?" said a friend. "Because," was the ready answer, "for the last half hour she has done nothing but laugh." "WHY don't you enlist, Ginger?" asked a white soldier. "Wal, massa," said the contraband, "did you ever see two dogs fightin' for a bone?" "Certainly, Ginger." "Wal, did you ever see de bone fight?" "Not I." "Wal, massa, you're bof fightin' and Ginger's de bone. Guess dis nigger won't fight." "WERE you guarded in your conduct while in New York?" said a father to his son, who had just returned from his visit to the city. "Yes, sir-part of the time by policemen." |