To help who want, to forward who excel; This, all who know me, know; who love me, tell; F. Your Plea is good; but still I say, beware! A man was hang'd for very honest rhymes1. P. Libels and Satires! lawless things indeed! 140 145 150 F. Indeed? 155 The Case is alter'd-you may then proceed; THE SECOND SATIRE OF THE SECOND BOOK OF HORACE. SATIRE II. To Mr BETHEL*. [IN Horace's Satire the praise of temperance is laid in the mouth of Ofellus, a simple farmer with whom the poet had been acquainted from his boyhood.] WHAT and how great, the Virtue and the Art (A doctrine sage, but truly none of mine,) [Bowles reminds the reader of the mob in Julius Caesar (Act III. Sc. 3), demanding that Cinna the poet should be torn for his bad verses."] 2 [Walpole.] 3 Solventur risu tabulae: tu missus abibis. Hor. 5 4 [Hugh Bethel, the 'blameless Bethel' of Moral Essays, Ep. v., a Yorkshire gentleman with whom Pope was intimate, and frequently corresponded. He was a close friend of Pope's dearest friends, the Blounts of Mapledurham. He died in 1748.] Hear BETHEL's Sermon, one not vers'd in schools, Go work, hunt, exercise! (he thus began) Preach as I please, I doubt our curious men 15 20 Oldfield1 with more than Harpy throat endued, 25 And children sacred held a Martin's nest, Till Becca-ficos sold so dev'lish dear To one that was, or would have been a Peer. I'll have a party at the Bedford-head 4; Oldfield] This eminent Glutton ran thro' a fortune of fifteen hundred pounds a year in the simple luxury of good eating. Warburton. Hog barbecued, etc.] A West Indian term of gluttony, a hog roasted whole, stuffed with spice, and basted with Madeira wine. P. [How gross an antithesis to Charles Lamb's favourite delicate sucking-pig!] 3 ['Cet aimable oiseau se mange à la broche et en salmi.' Almanach des Gourmands, quoted in Mr Hayward's Essay on the Art of Dining.] Bedford-head;] A famous Eating-House. P. [In Covent-Garden.] 5 Edward Wortley Montagu, the husband of Lady Mary. Carruthers. [Their son Edward, alluded to in v. 56, was a source of constant annoyance to both his parents; and Lady M. speaks of the impossibility of his behaving as a rational creature.'] One half-pint bottle serves them both to dine, But on some lucky day (as when they found 55 A lost Bank-bill, or heard their Son was drown'd) At such a feast, old vinegar to spare, Is what two souls so gen'rous cannot bear: He knows to live, who keeps the middle state, Now hear what blessings Temperance can bring: бо 65 70 How pale, each Worshipful and Rev'rend guest 75 How coming to the Poet ev'ry Muse! 85 Or tir'd in search of Truth, or search of Rhyme; Ill health some just indulgence may engage, 90 Our fathers prais'd rank Ven'son. You suppose Ere coxcomb-pies or coxcombs were on earth? [Warburton remarks on the orthodox turn given by Pope to the Epicureanism of Horace.] you are in the wrong, 95 100 2 [A delicacy still in vogue at academical feasts.] 3 [Lord Hervey.] Who has not learned, fresh sturgeon and ham-pie 105 110 66 Right," cries his Lordship, "for a rogue in need "To have a Taste is insolence indeed: 66 "In me 'tis noble, suits my birth and state, Oh Impudence of wealth! with all thy store, 115 120 Who thinks that Fortune cannot change her mind, 125 That spreads and swells in puff'd prosperity, Or blest with little, whose preventing care In_peace provides fit arms against a war? Thus BETHEL spoke, who always speaks his thought, And always thinks the very thing he ought: 130 His equal mind I copy what I can, And, as I love, would imitate the Man. 'Tis true, no Turbots dignify my boards, But gudgeons, flounders, what my Thames affords: To Hounslow-heath I point and Bansted-down, Thence comes your mutton, and these chicks my own: From yon old walnut-tree a show'r shall fall; 145 And grapes, long ling'ring on my only wall, Then cheerful healths (your Mistress shall have place), 150 ! [The Duke of Marlborough.] 2 [See notes to Moral Essays, Ep. III. vv. 115 and 118.] 3 [Pope's father originally purchased twenty acres of land in the outskirts of Windsor Forest, which he sold in 1716. The sum which he left to his son was something under £4000. The 'five acres of rented land' are the Twickenham estate.] 4 [Between Caterham and Epsom.] 5 [Pope's economy in the matter of wine of Fortune not much of humbling me can boast; 155 And yours, my friends? thro' whose free-opening gate None comes too early, none departs too late; (For I, who hold sage Homer's rule the best, Welcome the coming, speed the going guest2.) 160 Pray heav'n it last!" (cries SWIFT!) "as you go on; "I wish to God this house had been your own: At best, it falls to some ungracious son, Who cries, "My father's damn'd, and all's my own." Shades, that to BACON could retreat afford5, 175 Become the portion of a booby Lord; And Hemsley, once proud Buckingham's delight", Let lands and houses have what Lords they will, fends Dr Johnson, himself in general no enemy of more liberal potations: 'When he had two guests in his house he would set at supper a single pint of wine upon the table, and having taken himself two small glasses would retire and say; "Gentlemen, I leave you to your wine.""] [Practically, England has had a standing army since the time of Charles II.; legally, the existence of the army depends on the annual Mutiny-bills, of which the first was passed in 1689. From the first years of Walpole's administration, the army (independently of the Irish establishment) continued in ordinary times to number about 17,000 men; but even its virtual perpetuity was not acknowledged; and as late as 1732 Pulteney declared that he always had been, and always would be, against a standing army of any kind.' See Hallam, Const. History, chap. XVI.] 2 From Hom. Od. Bk. xv. v. 74. Warton. Well, if the use be mine, etc.] In a letter to this Mr Bethel, of March 20, 1743, he says, My Landlady, Mrs Vernon, being dead, this "Garden and House are offered me in sale; and, "I believe (together with the cottages on each "side my grass-plot next the Thames) will come at about a thousand pounds. If I thought any very particular friend would be pleased to live 180 "in it after my death (for, as it is, it serves all my purposes as well during life) I would pur"chase it," &c. Warburton. [Pope never carried out this intention.] Or, in a jointure, vanish from the heir;] The expression well describes the surprise an heir must be in, to find himself excluded by that Instrument which was made to secure his succession. For Butler humorously defines a Jointure to be the act whereby Parents 'turn Their Children's Tenants, ere they're born.' Warburton. [Gorhambury, near St Alban's, the seat of Lord Bacon, was at the time of his disgrace conveyed by him to his quondam secretary, Sir J. Meantys, whose heir sold it to Sir Harbottle Grimston, whose grandson left it to his nephew (Wm. Lucklyn, who took the name of Grimston), whose second son was in 1719 created Viscount Grimston. This is the 'booby lord' to whom Pope refers.] 6 proud Buckingham's etc.] Villiers Duke of Buckingham. P. The estate of Helmsley was purchased by Sir Charles Duncombe, Lord Mayor in 1709, who changed its name to Duncombe Park. Carruthers. |