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cribe part of the success to myself; I suffed thic tandies; and, let me tell you, that, without a candlestuffer, the piece would lose half its embellishments. In this manner we continued a fortnight, and drew "tolerable houses; but the evening before our intended departure, we gave oat onr very best piece, in which all our strength was to be exerted. We had great expectations from this, and even doubled ur prices, when, behold! one of the principal actors fell ill of a violent fever. This was a stroke like thunder to our little company: they were resolved to go, in a body, to‘scold the man for falling sick at 80 inconvenient a time, and that too of a disorder

that threatened to be expensive. 1 seized the moment, and offered to act the part myself in bts stead. The case was desperate; they accepted my offer; and I accordingly sat down, with the part in 'my hand, and a tankard before me (sir, your health), and studied the character, which was to be rehearsed the next day, and played soon after.

"I found my memory excessively helped by Otinking: I learned my part with astonishing rapidity, and bid adien toʻsnuffing candles ever after. I found that Nature had designed me for more no "Bte employments, and I was resolved to take her When in the humour. We got together in order to rehearse, and I informed my companions, masters "How no longer, of the surprising change I felt within me. Let the sick man, said I, be under no uneasiness to get wéll again : I'll 'bll his place to oni. versal satisfaction; "he may even die, if he thinks proper; I'll engage that he shall never be missed. I rehearsed before them, strutted, ranted, and received applause. They soon gave out that a new actor of eminence was to appear, and immediately all the gedteel places * bespoke. Before I ascended the stage, however, I concluded within myself, that, as I brought money to the house, I ought to have 'my share in the profits. Gentlemen (said I, addressing our company), I don't pretend to direct you; far be it from me to treat you with so much iógratitude : yon have published my name in the bills with the utmost good-nature; and, as af. fairs stand, cannot act without me: so, gentlemen, to shew you my gratitude, I expect to be paid for my acting as much as any of you, otherwise I declare off: I'll brandish my snuffers and clip candles as usual. This was a very disagreeable propos sal, but they found that it was inipossible to refuse it; it was irresistible, it was adamant: they consented, and I went on in King Bajazet: my frowning brows bound with a stocking stuffed into a tarban, while on my captived arms I brandished a jack-chain. Nature seemed to have fitted me for the part; I was tall, and had a loud voice: my very entrance excited universal applause; I looked round on the audience with a smile, and made a most low and graceful bow, for that is the rule among us. As it was a very passionate part, I invigorated my spirits with three full glasses (the tankard is almost out) of brandy. By Alla! it is almost inconceivable how I went through it. Tamerlane was but a fool to me; though he was sometimes loud enough too, yet I was still louder than he; but then, besides, I had attitudes in abundance: in general, I kept my arms folded up thus upon the pit of my stomach; it is tbe way at Drury-lane, and has always a fine effect. The tankard would sink to the bottom before I could get through the whole of my merits: in short, I came off like a prodigy; and, such was my success, that I could ravish the laurels even from a loin of beef. The principal gentlemen and ladies of thit town came to me, after the play was over, to compliment me upon my success; one praised my voice another my person: Upon my word, says the squire's lady, he will make one of the finest actors ip Europe; I say it, and I think I am something of a jadge.--Praise in the beginning is agreeable enough, and we receive it as a favour; but when it comes in great quantities we regard it only as a debt, which nothing but our merit could extort ; instead of thanking them, I internally applaaded myself. We were desired to give aur piece a second time; we obeyed, and I was applanded even more than before.

• At last we left the town, in order to be at a horse-race at some distance from thence. I shall never think of Tenterden without tears of gratitude and respect. The ladies and gentlemen there, take my word for it, are very good judges of plays and actors. Come, let us drink their healths, if you please, sir. We quitted the town, I say: and there was a wide difference between my coming in and going out: I entered the town a candle-snuffer, and I quitted it a hero !--Such is the world-little today, and great to-morrow. I could say a great deal more npon that subject, something truly sublime, ppon the ups and downs of fortune; bat it would give us both the spleen, and so I shall pass it over.

• The races were ended before we arrived at the next town, which was no small disappointment to our company; however, we were resolved to take all we could get. I played capital characters there too, and came off with my usual brilliancy. I sincerely believe I should have been the first actor of Europe, had my growing merit been properly cultivated; but there came an unkindly frost which nipped me in the bud, and levelled me once more

down to the common standard of humanity. I played Sir Harry Wildair ; all the country ladies were charmed; if I but drew out my snuff box, the whole house was in a roar of rapture; when I exercised my cudgel, I thought they would have fallen into convulsions.

" There was here a lady who had received an education of nine months in London, and this gave her pretensions to taste, which rendered her the indisputable mistress of the ceremonies wherever sbe came.

She was informed of my merits; every body praised me; yet she refused at first going to see me perform: she could not conceive, she said, any thing but stuff from a stroller ; talked something in praise of Garrick, and amazed the ladies with her skill in enunciations, tones, and cadences. She was at last, however, prevailed upon to go; and it was privately intimated to me what a judge was to be present at my next exhibition: however, no way intimidated, I came on in Sir Harry, one hand stuck in my breeches, and the other in my bosom, as usual at Drury-lane; but, instead of looking at me, I perceived the whole andience had their eyes turned upon the lady, who had been nine months in London ; from her they expected the decision whiela was to semure the general's truncheon in my hands, or vink me down into a theatrical letter-carrier. I opened my snuff-box, took snuff; the lady was 80lemn, and so were the rest. I broke my cudgel on Alderman Smuggler's back; still gloomy, melancholy all; the lady groaned and shrugged her shoulders. I attempted, by laughing myself, to ex. cite at least a smile; but the devil a cheek could I perceive wrinkled into sympathy. I found it would not do; all my good-humour now became forted; my laughter was converted iato hysteric grinning;

and, while I pretended spirits, my eyes showed the agony of my heart! In short, the lady came with an intention to be displeased, and displeased she was; my fame expired :- I am here, and the tankard is no more!

RULES ENJOINED TO BE OBSERVED AT

A RUSSIAN ASSEMBLY.

WH

HEN Catharina Alexowna was made empress

of Russia, the women were in an actual state of bondage; but she undertook to introduce mixed assemblies, as in other parts of Europe; she altered the women's dress by substituting the fashions of England; instead of furs, she brought in the use of taffeta and damask; and cornets and commodes instead of caps of sable. The women now found themselves no longer shut up in separate apart. ments, but saw company, visited each other, and were present at every entertainment.

• But as the laws to this effect were directed to a savage people, it is amusing enough to see the man. ner in which the ordinances ran. Assemblies were quite unknown among them : the czarina was satisfied with introducing them, for she found it impos. sible to render them polite. An ordinance was therefore published according to their notions of breeding, which, as it is a curiosity, and has never before been printed that we know of, we shall give cur readers :

1. The person at whose house the assembly is to be kept, shall signify the same by hanging out a bill, or by giving some other public notice, by way of advertisement, to persons of both sexes.

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