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At the top a fried liver and bacon were seen; At the bottom was tripe, in a swingeing tareen ; At the sides there was spinach and pudding made
In the middle a place where the pasty-was not.
rogue, With his long-winded speeches, his smiles, and his
brogue : And, ' Madam,' quoth he, 'may this bit be my
poison, A prettier dinner I never set eyes on ; Pray a slice of your liver, though may I be curst But I've eat of your tripe till I'm ready to burst.' * The tripe,' quoth the Jew, with his chocolate
cheek, I could dine on this tripe seven days in a week: I like these here dinners so pretty and small; But your friend there, the doctor, eats nothing at
Oho! quoth my friend,' he'll come on in a trice, He's keeping a corner for something that's nice: There's pasty.,-'A pasty !' repeated the jew: 'I don't care if I keep a corner for't too.' • What the de'il mon, a pasty ? re-echoed the Scot; • Though splitting, l'll still keep a corner for that.'
We'll all keep a corner,' the lady cried out; "We'll all keep a corner', was echoed abont. While thus we resolv'd, and the pasty delay'd, With looks that quite petrified, enter'd the maid ; A visage so sad, and so pale with affright, Wak'd Priam in drawing bis curtains by uiglit.
But we quickly found out (for who could mistake
her?) That she came with some terrible news from the
baker : And so it fell out, for that negligent sloven Had shut ont the pasty' on shutting his oven. Sad Philomel thus-but let similes dropAnd now that I think on't, the story may stop. To be plain, my good lord, its bat labour misplac'd, To send such good verses to one of your taste; You've got an odd something--a kind of discerningA relish a taste-sicken'd over by learning; At least, it's your temper, as very well known, That yon
think very slightly of all that's your own: So, perhaps, in yonr habits of thinking amiss, You may make a mistake, and think slightly of this.