REMAINS OF THEODORE E. HOOK. POLITICAL SONGS, &c. AN IMITATION OF BUNBURY'S LITTLE GREY MAN Preserved among the "Tales of Wonder," and, without permis- OH! deep was the sorrow, and sad was the day, ! Oh! what will the rancour of party not do! VOL. II. B In Suffolk, to aid in so loyal a plan, From Mildenhall upstarts a little dark man; His hue it was bilious, his eyes they were ghast, Long and pale were his fingers that held a quill fast, And grimly he scowl'd, whilst his rancour and spleen Distill'd in a spurious Address to the Queen. How spotless and pure was this paragon shewn! How safe, through its friends, an attack on the Throne ! From childhood the imp in the Palace was rear'd, To Liverpool, Bathurst, and colleagues he bow'd; Indulg'd by his patrons the confident elf, Ev'n Wellington might not escape from his sneer; Next a gen'ral's apparel he put on, so new, The loop with the plume that wav'd high in the blast, That order, of heroes the dying bequest, Its ribbon that blush'd as it cover'd his breast; Now the battle of battles was won!!-O'er his foes And gave peace to the world,—no longer, 'twas plain, He growled and intrigued but in vain-he is gone! The moment seems tempting, the victims secure. strike at your friends! The foul blow it was sped, And with terrible justice recoil'd on his head. The little dark man then he set up a yell, And the Hundred of Lackford was roused by the spell; When a score and three days make the age of the year, But the brave men of Suffolk have seen through his plan, THE QUEEN'S SUBSCRIPTION. Tune-" Sprig of Shillelagh." WHOE'ER knows St. James's, knows where the Whigs met In behalf of the Queen, a subscription to get, For her Black Wig and her Character white. By Truth and by Wisdom supported she stood― Truth's part play'd by B-m, that of Wisdom by W—d, At Brookes's they met-but demurr'd to the call For the Black Wig and the Character white. * On a motion being made, Jan. 31, 1821, in the House, respecting the Queen's annuity, Mr. Brougham rose and presented a message on the part of her Majesty: "She feels it due to the House and to herself respectfully to declare, that she perseveres in the resolution of declining any arrangement while her name continues to be excluded from the Liturgy." A subscription equivalent to the proposed allowance was talked of; but her Majesty was eventually induced to reconsider her determination, and accept the 50,000l. per annum. C-e growl'd about rents, swore the funds ought to pay; With a Black Wig and a Character white. But though the subscription was tardy, and they For the Black Wig and the Character white. Lord T-k stammer'd three words in her praise, And S-n his voice and his shoulders did raise; And C-t his nose cock'd, and G-t cock'd his And H-y G-y B-t pretended to cry eye, For the Black Wig and her Character white. F—m, that reverend proselyte rose— (We'll make him speak verse since he cannot speak prose) For the Black Wig and her Character white. "You seem," quoth the sage, "all averse to give cash, And in truth you are right—what is money but trash? Let's give something better to end all those quarrels, And raise a subscription of virtue and morals, For the Black Wig and her Character white." Old T-y set down, with a sorrowful face, To the Black Wig and her Character white. The message which Brougham had advis'd and had penn'd, Poor T-y had rashly advanced to defend, And not to subscribe would be rather uncivil, So he gives very frankly-he gives-to the Devil The Black Wig and her Character white. Such cheap contributions delighted the pack, For the Black Wig and her Character white. |