Old Loda', still rueing the arm of Fingal, The god of the bottle sends down from his hallThis Whistle's your challenge, in Scotland get 6 o'er, And drink them to hell, sir, or ne'er see me more!' Thus Robert, victorious, the trophy has gain'd, Craigdarroch, so famous for wit, worth, and law; Or else he would muster the heads of the clan, And once more, in claret, try which was the man. By the gods of the ancients!' Glenriddel replies, Before I surrender so glorious a prize, I'll conjure the ghost of the great Rorie More2, And bumper his horn with him twenty times o'er.' 1 See Ossian's Caric-thura. 2 See Johnson's Tour to the Hebrides. Sir Robert, a soldier, no speech would pretend, But he ne'er turn'd his back on his foe- or his friend, Said, toss down the Whistle, the prize of the field, And knee-deep in claret, he'd die ere he'd yield. To the board of Glenriddel our heroes repair, A bard was selected to witness the fray, were wet. Gay pleasure ran riot as bumpers ran o'er; Six bottles a-piece had well wore out the night, The gallant Sir Robert fought hard to the end; But who can with fate and quart bumpers contend? Though fate said—a hero should perish in light; So uprose bright Phoebus-and down fell the knight. Next uprose our bard, like a prophet in drink; Craigdarrock, thou'lt soar when creation shall sink! But if thou would flourish immortal in rhyme, Come-one bottle more-and have at the sublime! Thy line, that have struggled for freedom with Bruce, Shall heroes and patriots ever produce: So thine be the laurel, and mine be the bay; FRAGMENT, Inscribed to the Right Hon. C. I. Fox. How wisdom and folly meet, mix, and unite; How virtue and vice blend their black and their white; How genius, the' illustrious father of fiction, Confounds rule and law, reconciles contradiction I sing: If these mortals, the critics, should bustle, I care not, not I, let the critics go whistle. But now for a Patron, whose name and whose glory At once may illustrate and honour my story. Thou first of our orators, first of our wits; Yet whose parts and acquirements seem mere lucky hits; [strong, With knowledge so vast, and with judgment so No man with the half of 'em e'er went far wrong; With passions so potent, and fancies so bright, No man with the half of 'em e'er went quite right; A sorry, poor, misbegot son of the Muses, For using thy name offers fifty excuses. Good L-d,what is man! for as simple he looks, Do but try to develop his hooks and his crooks: With his depths and his shallows, his good and his evil, All in all he's a problem must puzzle the devil. On his one ruling passion sir Pope hugely labours, That, like th' old Hebrew walking-switch, eats up its neighbours: Mankind are his show-box-a friend, would you know him? Pull the string, ruling passion the picture will show him. What pity, in rearing so beauteous a system, One trifling particular, truth, should have miss'd him; For, spite of his fine theoretic positions, Some sort all our qualities each to its tribe, And think human nature they truly describe; Have you found this, or t' other, there's more in the wind, As by one drunken fellow his comrades you'll find. No two virtues, whatever relation they claim, Nor even two different shades of the same, Though like as was ever twin brother to brother, Possessing the one shall imply you've the other. Wow, but TO DR. BLACKLOCK. Ellisland, 21st Oct. 1789. your letter made me vauntie! Lord send you aye as weel's I want ye, The ill-thief blaw the Heron south! He'd tak my letter; I lippen'd to the chiel in trouth, And bade nae better. But aiblins honest Master Heron To ware his theologic care on, And holy study; And tir'd o' sauls to waste his lear on, E'en tried the body'. Mr. Heron, author of the History of Scotland, and of various other works. |