THE OUTLOOK CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING SECTION Advertising Rates: Hotels and Resorts, Apartments, Tours and Travel, Real Estate, Live Stock and Poultry, sixty cents per agate line, four columns to the page. Not less than four lines accepted. "Want" advertisements, under the various headings, "Board and Rooms," "Help Wanted," etc., ten cents for each word or initial, including the address, for each insertion. The first word of each "Want" advertisement is set in capital letters without additional charge. If answers are to be addressed in care of The Outlook, twenty-five cents is charged for the box number named in the advertisement. Replies will be forwarded by us to the advertiser and bill for postage rendered. Special GATES TOURS to Europe including 1922 Oberammergau VERY moderate amounts cover all travelling, living and sightseeing expenses, give you 30 to 90 lays of the most comfortable and delightful European travel. Itineraries in addition to the Passion Play take in 36 old world cities Sailings from May to September and optional dates of return and detours may be arranged. 1922 Oberammergau Only once in 10 years is this solemn religious pageant enacted. In 1922, to make up for the delay on account of the war, the Passion Play will be given in unsurpassed effects. Arrange today for Oberammergau and all European travel through Gates Tours. Founded in 1892 our Tours eliminate all the travel annoyances and provide world travel by groups of congenial companions. Prices $395 and up. Write today for a complete Gates Tours Booklet "E-19." Apply direct or to Raymond & Whitcomb, General Agents in New York, Boston, Chicago, Philadelphia, Detroit and Toledo. All Gates Tours without GATES TOURS-Founded 1892 EGYPT Rock Ridge Hall PALESTINE and GREECE Sailing on LAPLAND, FEB. 4 3. A Course of Interpretive Talks EUROPE 1922 Organize a party and BEACON TOURS Little Bldg. Boston, Mass. St. George's, Sutherland Pinellas Florida THE beauty, fascination, and mystery of the Orient lures visitors from all over the world to JAPAN The quaintest and most interesting of all prevail. Write, mentioning "Outlook to for full information Rates for a single room without bath and with 3 meals, $5-6 in cities and popular resorts, $4-5 in the country Co. A Southern plantation, with all modern con- WELLESLEY HILLS, MASS. (Near (Boston) Fine location. Hot and cold running water in NEW JERSEY "A GOOD PLACE TO BOARD" Moderate rates. NEW YORK CITY ton Square HOTEL JUDSON 53 Washing- The Margaret Louisa of the Y. W. C. A. Hotel Webster (Near 5th Avenue) NEW YORK Directly in the fashionable club and shop- Rates and map gladly sent upon request. Hotel Hargrave West 72d St., through to 71st St., New York NORTH CAROLINA Health Resorts the winter, especially for convalescents. The Bethesda White Plains, MASSACHUSETTS THE WELDON HOTEL GREENFIELD, MASS. offers special winter rates for rooms, and will N. Y. A private sanitarium for invalids and aged LINDEN The Ideal Place for Sick Sanford Hall, est, 1841 For Mental and Nervous Diseases Comfortable, homelike surroundings; modern methods of treatment; competent nurses. 15 acres of lawn, park, flower and vegetable gardens. Food the best. Write for booklet.. Sanford Hall Flushing New York BOARD AND ROOMS THE ACORN, for business women and students, 305 West 100th St., New York. Mary F. Fraser, Secretary. M. Ethel Sliter, Dining Room Director. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES COOKING for PROFIT. Earn handsome income; home cooked food, catering, tea Am. room, etc. Correspondence course. School Home Econoinics, Chicago. AGRICULTURAL college man in California desires partner to finance him in developing his land--150 acres-into orchards and vineyards. Highest references exchanged. 836, Outlook. EDUCATIONAL INVENTION ARITHMETIC AND FUN. Do you want your child to learn arithmetic extraordinarily fast? A wonderful invention gets him through in one-fourth the usual time. Equally valuable for slow or brilliant children. Children wild about it. Send $1 for DRILL-TEST. Tell child's age and grade. Money back if not satisfied. Agents wanted. Educational Device Co., 527 West 125th St., New York. EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES WANTED-Competent teachers for public and private schools. Calls coming every day. Send for circulars. Albany Teachers' Agency, Albany, N. Y. PLACEMENT BUREAU for employer and employee: housekeepers, matrons, dietitians. governesses, secretaries, mother's helpers, attendants. 51 Trowbridge St., Cambridge, Mass. TEACHERS wanted for emergency vacancies; public and private schools, colleges, and universities. Education Service, Steger Building, Chicago. GOVERNESS-housekeeper $125; nursery governesses, nurses, social secretary, school housekeepers, at once. Hopkins' Educational Agency, 507 Fifth Ave. BY THE WAY R. MP ELLIS PARKER BUTLER "Mr. is no doubt up on 'Pigs is Pigs,'' a subscriber writes, but he is 'way off on Susie Adams." He continues: Butler says it was a little girl in Billings, Montana, who came home from school and announced: 'I learned a new memory gem to-day "Susan Adams forgets Susan Adams." This possibly may have occurred at Billings, Montana, but the fact is it did occur at my house in Toledo, Ohio, and the little girl is my granddaughter, now a young woman. Only she said Susie Adams, not Susan Adams, which of course was much 'Enthusiasm begets enthusiasm."" Other contestants for the honor of originating this misapprehension are now entitled to be heard. nearer Examples of humor from comic weeklies of widely different regions: "London Opinion:" "No. No oysters, lady, only cockles and whelks. We only 'as oysters when there's a R in the month." "R in the month? And 'ow do you spell Orgust?" "Le Rire" (Paris): "Is she making a rich marriage?" "I should say so; he is a butcher who has been arrested three times for profiteering." "Numero" (Turin, Italy): Traveler "It's a nuisance-these trains are always late." Resourceful Conductor-"But, my dear sir, what would be the use of the waiting-rooms if they were on time?" "Looker-On" (Calcutta, India): The Wife-"It's disgraceful, John, to come home at such an hour, and I don't know how you can expect me to believe such an absurd excuse." The Husband-"Well, my dear, that'sh the tale I've made up and that'sh what I'm jolly well going to stick to." A "cento" (or patchwork compilation) of gleanings from college entrance examination books quoted in a periodical issued by the University of California contains some amusing items about Shakespeare. Here is a specimen: LUXURIANT tropical foliage; interesting people; quaint towns reflecting the traditions and romance of old Spain. A tropic gem in a setting of brilliant sky and water, with a climate more salubrious than that of Italy or Southern California. Fourteen East Rates cover all necessary expenses of meals and stateroom accommodations for entire trip to and around the island and return to New York. New Condado-Vanderbilt Hotel at San Juan open January 1. Write for Sailings. PORTO RICO LINE 25 Broadway New York HELP WANTED Companions and Domestic Helpers WANTED-Experienced mother's helper to take charge of three small children. Good health. Give references. State salary exAddress Mrs. W. H. Worrilow, pected. Lebanon, Pa. WANTED-Protestants, white couple withont children; wife to cook and do general housework; husband to assist with work and be generally useful, wait on table, tend boiler. Country all year round. State ages and wages. References. Address 839, Outlook. MOTHER'S HELPER-HOUSEKEEPER. Responsible, educated woman to ruu house, look after two boys at school all day, attend to mending, shopping, etc. Good health essential. Best references expected. Mrs. John Griggs, Asylum Ave., Hartford, Conn. Teachers and Governesses WANTED-Protestant governess between 30 and 35 years old, to assist with three boys, aged 9, 7, and 4. References required and perSonal interview. Address Mrs. George B. Knowles, 148 Hawthorn St., New Bedford, Mass. YOUNG woman of refinement to manage children in Protestant family. No housework. Address Mrs. W. O. Badger, 99 Argyle Road, Brooklyn. Telephone Flatbush 904. SITUATIONS WANTED Professional Situations YOUNG lady, 23, R.A. (Hon.) McGill, shorthand, typing, desires position as companion, secretary, or governess with Americans traveling in Europe. Will be in France February. Highest references. 824, Outlook. NURSE, efficient, educated, for invalid or convalescent. Good reader. Amanuensis. Willing to go West, South, or Europe. 852, Outlook. TEACHER for ballroom, interpretive, toe, ballet, folk dancing. 8 West 93d St., New York City. Business Situations MATRON'S position in school or institution. American, Protestant, refined, experienced, indorsed. 823, Outlook. DIRECTOR for kindergarten (white). interesting position, colored day school. Trayeling expenses paid. Write Miss M. Beard, 511 South Union St.. Montgomery, Ala. Companions and Domestic Helpers LADY desires position as companion to elderly lady or would take any position of trust. Willing to travel Experienced and highly recommended. 845, Outlook. YOUNG woman, graduate nurse, companionable, adaptable, would like position for remainder of winter and spring. 835, Outlook. SITUATIONS WANTED Companions and Domestic Helpers WANTED, by an experienced woman of ability and pleasant personality, a position as housemother, housekeeper, or other executive position in summer camp for girls or boys for season of 1922. Satisfactory references upon request. Address 821, Outlook. WANTED-Position of trust by cultured woman. Widely traveled. 837, Outlook. REGISTERED nurse will accompany any one needing companion to California for expenses. F., Clifton Springs, N. Y. RESPONSIBLE assistance with home management, or child, where maid kept; ontside city. Possibly attractive terms. Preliminary correspondence. Young, music diploma. 842, Outlook. HOUSEKEEPER or companion to lady. Educated, capable taking full charge. Middle aged. References. 843, Outlook. Teachers and Governesses AMERICAN, tutor of former President's eleven year old nephew and son of prominent inventor. Asked to teach young British peer and boys of Harvard philosopher. In Europe before and during the war. Has published and directed plays. Address Harvard Scoutmaster, 844, Outlook. GOVERNESS experienced in the care of subnormal children desires position. Preferably in private school. 848, Outlook. MISCELLANEOUS MISS Guthman, New York shopper, will shop for you, services free. No samples. References. 309 West 99th St. BOYS wanted. 500 boys wanted to sell The Outlook each week. No investment necessary. Write for selling plan, Carrier Department, The Outlook Company, 381 Fourth Ave., New York City. FOR SALE-About 3 dozen silver souvenir spoons. Foreign and home cities. List on application. 832, Outlook. FOR SALE-Stamp collection. Valuable old United States, English, Canadian, Austrian. All or part to collectors. 854, Outlook. HIGH school teacher, 26, desres lucrative employment next summer. Anything considered. 851, Outlook. WANTED-Refined, educated French woman to spend the winter in my home and teach me French in return for advantages she would receive as a member of my household. References given and required. Correspondence solicited. Mrs. Hardt, Williamsport, Pa. YOUNG woman of refinement and education desires position as traveling companion from the East to the Pacific coast. Expenses only remuneration required. References furuished. 849, Outlook. NASSAU Bahamas BY THE WAY (Continued) "William Shakespeare was born in 1776. Wells's "Outline of History" has received much commendation and some depreciation. Perhaps no one has stated his objections to it more tersely than a correspondent of the "Rocky Mountain Now Less Than Three Days News" of Denver: SAIL SATURDAY-ARRIVE TUESDAY A. M. An ideal spot to spend a It's always June there. The first and last parts of the book ought to have been left out, for they are Scripturally, and therefore scientifically, unsound. The middle part we have been reading in reliable encyclopædias. Therefore we are saving the cost of the book for other and more useful Christmas gifts. At the breakfast table, says "Harper's Magazine" under the caption "History's Slow Advance," Mary called her mother's attention to a hole in one of the napkins. "Yes," acknowledged her mother, "we do need new table linen. I have bought none since before the war." Instantly the face of Odessa, the colored maid from Alabama, became a study in astonishment. She eyed her mistress a moment thus. Then comprehension dawned and her face relaxed. "Oh," she said, "you mean d' last wah!" The word vitamin, according to the colyumist of the Glasgow, Montana, "Democrat," "is pronounced vit like fit, a like the middle one in Arkansas, and min like Min, a girl's name. The accent is on the vit. It is a thing that is found in food like calories only much more fatal if they ain't any. . . . If a fellow goes and eats say eggs, cheese, whole wheat, lean meat, spinach, and lettuce, he has got hisself well fixed with vitamins and need have no fear. Vitamins are not so expensive as calories was when we was eating them on account of the war but vitamins command fairly respectable prices." Another colyumist, who gathers the "Gleanings" for the Ravenna, Nebraska, "News," prints this inquiry: I'll try to be solemn, I'm neither a plagiarist nor a literary Why don't they quote me in the fa- In the "By the Way" column? "Imitation is the sincerest flattery" There have been Baker's Cocoa but none has stood the test of time and proven to be "just as good." REO. U. PAT, OFF. The genuine Baker's Cocoa and Chocolate preparations have been on the market for over 140 years and are the first choice of good housekeepers the country over. MADE ONLY BY Walter Baker & Co. Ltd. |