'By God! I'll not be seen behint them, To grace this damn'd infernal clan.' EXTEMPORANEOUS EFFUSION, ON BEING APPOINTED TO THE EXCISE. SEARCHING auld wives' barrels,— Ochone the day! That clarty barm should stain my laurels ; These movin' things, ca'd wives and weans, ON HEARING THAT THERE WAS FALSEHOOD IN THE REV. DR. BABINGTON'S VERY LOOKS. THAT there is falsehood in his looks I must and will deny ; They say their master is a knave- POVERTY. IN politics if thou wouldst mix, Bear this in mind, be deaf and blind, EPITAPH ON A SCHOOLMASTER. IN CLEISH PARISH, KINROSS-SHIRE. HERE lie Willie Michie's banes; EPITAPH ON WILLIAM NICOL, OF THE HIGH SCHOOL, EDINBURGH. YE maggots, feed on Nicol's brain, EPITAPH ON A HENPECKED COUNTRY SQUIRE. As father Adam first was fooled EPITAPH ON A SUICIDE. EARTHED up, here lies an imp of hell Poor silly wretch, he's damned himsel EPITAPH ON MY FATHER. O YE, whose cheek the tear of pity stains, The pitying heart that felt for human woe; The friend of man, to vice alone a foe; For ev'n his failings lean'd to virtue's side.' EPITAPH ON JOHN DOVE, INNKEEPER, MAUCHLINE. HERE lies Johnny Pidgeon; What was his religion? Wha e'er desires to ken, To some other warl' Maun follow the carl, For here Johnny Pidgeon had nane! Small beer persecution, A dram was memento mori ; But a full flowing bowl Was the saving his soul, And port was celestial glory. EPITAPH ON JOHN BUSHBY, WRITER, DUMFRIES. HERE lies John Bushby, honest man! 10 EPITAPH ON A WAG IN MAUCHLINE. LAMENT him, Mauchline husbands a', For had ye staid whole weeks awa, Ye Mauchline bairns, as on ye pass HERE lies a mock Marquis whose titles were shamm'd. If ever he rise, it will be to be damn'd. EPITAPH ON WALTER RIDDELL. SIC a reptile was Wat, Sic a miscreant slave, That the worms ev'n damn'd him When laid in his grave. 'In his flesh there's a famine,' A starv'd reptile cries; 'An' his heart is rank poison,' EPITAPH ON GABRIEL RICHARDSON. HERE brewer Gabriel's fire's extinct, He's blest, if as he brewed he drink,- EPITAPH FOR GAVIN HAMILTON, ESQ. THE poor man weeps here Gavin sleeps, EPITAPH FOR ROBERT AIKEN, ESQ. KNOW thou, O stranger to the fame EPITAPH ON A CELEBRATED RULING ELDER. HERE Souter Hood in Death does sleep; To Hell, if he's gone thither, Satan, gie him thy gear to keep, |