The Wit and Humor of America, Том 1Marshall Pinckney Wilder Funk & Wagnalls Company, 1911 - 2042 страница |
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... once , and got used to it , I wouldn't mind taking the other licking at school . So I did , and I kept the five dollars . That was the first money I ever earned . " The humorous story as expounded by Mark Twain , Artemus Ward , and ...
... once , and got used to it , I wouldn't mind taking the other licking at school . So I did , and I kept the five dollars . That was the first money I ever earned . " The humorous story as expounded by Mark Twain , Artemus Ward , and ...
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Marshall Pinckney Wilder. statements as : " I once knew a man in New Zealand who hadn't a tooth in his head , " here he would pause for some time , look reminiscent , and continue : " and yet he could beat a base - drum better than any ...
Marshall Pinckney Wilder. statements as : " I once knew a man in New Zealand who hadn't a tooth in his head , " here he would pause for some time , look reminiscent , and continue : " and yet he could beat a base - drum better than any ...
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... once sent him a poem to read entitled " Why do I live ? ” and Field immediately wrote back : " Because you sent your poem by mail . " Laughter is one of the best medicines in the world , and though some people would make you force it ...
... once sent him a poem to read entitled " Why do I live ? ” and Field immediately wrote back : " Because you sent your poem by mail . " Laughter is one of the best medicines in the world , and though some people would make you force it ...
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... once knew . If he had any other , I never knew it . Various theories were often projected by me to ac- count for this strange cognomen . His head , which was covered with a transparent down , like that which clothes very small chickens ...
... once knew . If he had any other , I never knew it . Various theories were often projected by me to ac- count for this strange cognomen . His head , which was covered with a transparent down , like that which clothes very small chickens ...
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... once saw the Past , as through a glass darkly . It was a Celtic shadow that early one morning obstructed my ancient lights . It seemed to belong to an individual with a pea - coat , a stubby pipe , and bristling beard . He was gazing ...
... once saw the Past , as through a glass darkly . It was a Celtic shadow that early one morning obstructed my ancient lights . It seemed to belong to an individual with a pea - coat , a stubby pipe , and bristling beard . He was gazing ...
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