What a trait of Rousseau! what a crowd of emotions 2 Such, DOLL, were the sweet recollections we ponder'd, Cambric, and silk, and-I ne'er shall forget, For the sun was then hast'ning in pomp to its set, And full on the Colonel's dark whiskers shone down, When he ask'd me, with eagerness,-who made my gown ? And I ought to have told my best friend long ago, That enchanting couturière, Madame LE ROI; But am forc'd now to have VICTORINE, who-deuce take her!- I mean of his party-and, though much the smartest, LE ROI is condemn'd as a rank Bonapartist." Think, DOLL, how confounded I look'd- The Colonel's opinion-my cheeks were quite glowing; I stammer'd out something-nay, even half nam'd The legitimate sempstress, when, loud, he exclaim'd, Yes, yes, by the stitching 'tis plain to be seen It was made by that Bourbonite b- -h, VICTORINE!' And I thought, dear, I'd tell you things just as they were. This word, 'exquisite,' is evidently a favourite of Miss Fudge's; and I understand she was not a little angry when her brother Bob committed a pun on the last two syllables of it in the following couplet : I'd fain praise your Poem-but tell me, how is it When I cry out 'Exquisite,' Echo cries quiz it ?' 2 The flower which Rousseau brought into such fashion among the Parisians, by exclaiming one day, 'Ah, voila de la pervenche!' Mon ours, voilà votre asyle-et vous, mon ours, ne viendrez-vous pas aussi ? '—&c. &c. 'Un jour, qu'il geloìt très-fort, en ouvrant un paquet qu'elle m'envoyoit, je trouvai un petit jupon de flanelle d'Angleterre, qu'elle me marquoit avoir porté, et dont elle vouloit que je me fisse faire un gilet. Ce soin, plus qu'amical, me parut si tendre, comme si elle se fût dépouillée pour me vêtir, que, dans mon émotion, je baisai vingt fois en pleurant le billet et le jupon.' 5 Miss Biddy's notions of French pronunciashe always selects for 'Le Roi.' tion may be perceived in the rhymes which LE ROI, who was the Couturière of the Empress Maria Louisa, is at present, of course, out of fashion, and is succeeded in her station by the Royalist mantua-maker, VICTORINE. The thoughts that arise, when such dear fellows woo us- O'er the grave of such talents to utter my moans; For the flesh of the VÉRYS-I'll visit their bones!' B. F. Oh, DOLLY, dear DOLLY, I'm ruin'd for ever- Four o'clock. (Ah, little I thought who the shopman would prove,) 130 140 150 1 It is the brother of the present excellent | inscription on the column at the head of the Restaurateur who lies entombed so magni- tomb concludes with the following words :ficently in the Cimetière Montmartre. The 'Toute sa vie fut consacrée aux arts utiles.' Oh-Papa, all along, knew the secret, 'tis clear- And, when that too delightful illusion was past, My head swam around-the wretch smil'd, I believe, I fell back on BOB-my whole heart seem'd to wither- With cruel facetiousness said, 'Curse the Kiddy! Only think, my dear creature, if this should be known What laughs and what quizzing she'll have with the men! BIDDY FUDGE. Nota bene-I am sure you will hear, with delight, (Do you know him ?) has got us the Governor's box. 160 170 180 DEAR LORD BYRON, THOUGH this Volume should possess no other merit in your eyes, than that of reminding you of the short time we passed together at Venice, when some of the trifles which it contains were written, you will, I am sure, receive the dedication of it with pleasure, and believe that I am, My dear Lord, PREFACE T. B. THOUGH it was the wish of the Members of the Poco-curante Society (who have lately done me the honour of electing me their Secretary) that I should prefix my name to the following Miscellany, it is but fair to them and to myself to state, that, except in the painful pre-eminence' of being employed to transcribe their lucubrations, my claim to such a distinction in the title-page is not greater than that of any other gentleman, who has contributed his share to the contents of the volume. I had originally intended to take this opportunity of giving some account of the origin and objects of our Institution, the names and characters of the different members, &c. &c.-but, as I am at present preparing for the press the First Volume of the Transactions of the Poco-curante Society,' I shall reserve for that occasion all further details upon the subject; and content myself here with referring, for a general insight into our tenets, to a Song which will be found at the end of this work, and which is sung to us on the first day of every month, by one of our oldest members, to the tune of (as far as I can recollect, being no musician,) either 'Nancy Dawson' or 'He stole away the Bacon.' It may be as well also to state for the information of those critics, who attack with the hope of being answered, and of being, thereby, brought into notice, that it is the rule of this Society to return no other answer to such assailants, than is contained in the three words Non curat Hippoclides,' (meaning in English, Hippoclides does not care a fig,') which were spoken two thousand years ago by the first founder of Poco-curantism, and have ever since been adopted as the leading dictum of the sect. FABLE I THE DISSOLUTION OF THE A DREAM I'VE had a dream that bodes no good As far as it is right or lawful It seems to me extremely awful. THOMAS BROWN. In this said Palace, furnish'd all And lighted as the best on land are, I dreamt there was a splendid Ball, Given by the Emperor Alexander, To entertain with all due zeal, Those holy gentlemen, who've showna Regard so kind for Europe's weal, At Troppau, Laybach, and Verona. 20 The thought was happy-and design'd To hint how thus the human Mind May, like the stream imprison'd there, Be check'd and chill'd, till it can bear The heaviest Kings, that ode or sonnet E'er yet be-prais'd, to dance upon it. And all were pleas'd, and cold, and stately, Shivering in grand illuminationAdmir'd the superstructure greatly, Nor gave one thought to the foundation. 30 Much too the Czar himself exulted, So, on he caper'd, fearless quite, Thinking himself extremely clever, And waltz'd away with all his might, As if the Frost would last for ever. Just fancy how a bard like me, expense is Of wit among their Excellencies) Scarce was the luckless strain begun, Who, bursting into tears, exclaim'd, Run, France-a second Waterloo In palaces without foundations ?- Crowns, fiddles, sceptres, decorations Those Royal Arms, that look'd SO nice, Cut out in the resplendent ice Who reverence monarchs, must have Those Eagles, handsomely provided trembled To see that goodly company, 40 At such a ticklish sport assembled. And o'er the floors, now growing glassy, 50 And Prussia, though to slippery ways Well used, was cursedly near tumbling. Yet still 'twas, who could stamp the floor most, Russia and Austria 'mong the foremost.. And now, to an Italian air, 80 With double heads for double dealings How fast the globes and sceptres glided Out of their claws on all the ceilings! Proud Prussia's double bird of prey Tame as a spatch cock, slunk away; While-just like France herself, when she |