'In vain are laws passed, Though you know, sweet Sovereign, I adore you- You forsake your lawful wife, As other Sovereigns did before you. 'I flirt with Silver, true- When disowned by their natural protectors? I shall soon be false enough, When I get among those wicked Bank Directors.' The Sovereign, smiling on her, AN EXPOSTULATION TO LORD KING. 'Quem das finem, Rex magne, laborum ?'-Virgil. How can you, my Lord, thus delight to torment all 'Tis hardly worth while being very high born! 1 See the proceedings of the Lords, Wednesday, March 1, when Lord King was severely reproved by several of the noble Peers for making so many speeches against the Corn Laws. Why bore them so rudely, each night of your life, As to weavers, no matter how poorly they feast, You might see, my dear Baron, how bored and distrest Bright Peer! to whom Nature and Berwickshire gave And then, those unfortunate weavers of Perth Not to know the vast difference Providence dooms 'Twixt those who have heir-looms, and those who've but looms. To talk now of starving, as great At—1 said2— (And the nobles all cheered, and the bishops all wondered) When, some years ago, he and others had fed Of these same hungry devils about fifteen hundred ! It follows from hence-and the Duke's very words Should be published wherever poor rogues of this craft are When Rome was uproarious, her knowing patricians 'No Bread and the Tread-mill's' the regimen now. So cease, my dear Baron of Ockham, your prose, MORAL POSITIONS. A DREAM. 'His Lordship said that it took a long time for a moral position to find its way across the Atlantic. He was sorry that its voyage had been so long,' etc.-Speech of Lord Dudley and Ward on Colonial Slavery, March 8. T'OTHER night, after hearing Lord Dudley's oration (A treat that comes once in the year, as May-day does), The whole Bench of Bishops stood by, in grave attitudes, As their Reverences know, that in southerly latitudes There was B-th-st arranging the custom-house pass; Though-as to which side should lie uppermost doubting. The freight was, however, stowed safe in the hold; Long, dolefully long, seemed the voyage we made ;- And few come aboard her, though so many hail her. At length, safe arrived, I went through 'tare and tret' 'Just arrived, by "the Truth," a new Moral Position; The Captain here, startled to find myself named MEMORABILIA OF LAST WEEK. MONDAY, MARCH 13. TEE Budget-quite charming and witty-no hearing, What, still more prosperity !-mercy upon us, 'This boy'll be the death of me'-oft as, already, Such smooth Budgeteers have genteelly undone us, For Ruin made easy there's no one like Freddy. TUESDAY. Much grave apprehension expressed by the Peers, A Petition presented (well timed, after this) Throwing out a sly hint to Grandees, who are hurled A plan for transporting half Ireland to Canada,3 Keeping always (said Mr. Sub. Horton) in mind, Should get no new claimants to fill the hiatus.* Sub. Horton then read a long letter, just come From the Canada Paddies, to say that these elves Have already grown 'prosp'rous'-as we are, at home- WEDNESDAY. Little doing-for sacred, oh Wednesday, thou art It appeared, though, to-night, that-as churchwardens yearly A moderate-sized bankrupt, tout chaud, for their dinners !6 1 'Another objection to a metallic currency was, that it produced a greater number of highway robberies.'-Debate in the Lords. Mr. Estcourt presented a petition, praying that all persons should be compelled to have lamps in their carriages. 3 Mr. W. Horton's motion on the subject of Emigration. The money expended in transporting the Irish to Canada would be judiciously laid out, provided measures were taken to prevent the gap they left in the population from being filled up again. Government had always made that a condition.'-Mr. W. Horton's Speech. 5 The hon. gentleman then read a letter, which mentioned the prosperous condition of the writer; that he had on hand a considerable surplus of corn,' etc. Mr. Abercromby's statement of the enormous taveru bills of the Commissioners of Bankrupts. Nota Bene.-A rumour to-day, in the city, 'Mr. R―b-ns-n just has resigned' what a pity! Alas, poor Robin, he crowed as long And as sweet as a prosperous cock could crow; A HYMN OF WELCOME AFTER |That you would e'en have taken tea Ye Senators of many Shares, (Had you been asked) with Mr. Come, matchless country gentlemen ; When creeds and corn-laws are Come, rival even the Harlot Red, Come, L-e, and tell the world, As never scratch was curled before- The less they eat, will work the more. Come, G-lb-rn, with thy glib defence (Which thou'dst have made for Peter's Pence) Of Church-Rates, worthy of a Whose dreams of premium knew no Two pipes of port (old port 'twas said By honest Newport) bought and paid By Papists for the Orange Altar !3 bound'ry; So fond of aught like Company, 1 An item of expense which Mr. Hume in vain endeavoured to get rid of. Trumpeters, like the men of All-Souls, must be bene vestiti.' The gentleman lately before the public, who kept his Joint-stock Tea Company all to himself, siring Te solum adoro.' 3 This charge of two pipes of port for the sacramental wine is a precious specimen of the sort of rates levied upon their Catholic fellowparishioners by the Irish Protestants. 'The thirst that from the soul doth rise Doth ask a drink divine.' |