To half-expression through his ignorance. As a Thirty-third Sonata, (fancy now!) Comes from the hopper as bran-new Sludge, naught else, The Shakers' Hymn in G, with a natural F, Or the Stars and Stripes' set to consecutive fourths.” Sir, where's the scrape you did not help me through, "Guests!" For vaunting both as genuine. "Guests!" Don't fear! They'll make a wry face, nor too much of that, And leave you in your glory. "No, sometimes They doubt and say as much!" Ay, doubt they do! And what's the consequence? "Of course they doubt” (You triumph) "that explains the hitch at once! "How, when a mocker willed a 'medium' once Should name a spirit James whose name was George, The grand means, last resource. Look black and big! "You style us idiots, therefore-why stop short? Accomplices in rascality: this we hear In our own house, from our invited guest Exposed by our good faith! Have you been heard? Excuse me if I calculate: good day!" Out slinks the sceptic, all the laughs explode, Sludge waves his hat in triumph! There's something in real truth (explain who can!) One casts a wistful eye at, like the horse Who mopes beneath stuffed hay-racks and won't munch It spoils all dainties proffered in its place! never fear, But o'er their shoulders spit at the flying man, - The ragged sons of the gutter at their game, Fain would be down with them i̇' the thick of the filth, Making dirt-pies, laughing free, speaking plain, And calling granny the gray old cat she is. I've felt a spite, I say, at you, at them, Huggings and humbug,- gnashed my teeth to mark A decent dog pass! It's too bad, I say, Ruining a soul so! But what's "so," what's fixed, Where may one stop? Nowhere! The cheating's nursed Out of the lying, softly and surely spun To just your length, sir! I'd stop soon enough: But you 're for progress. "All old, nothing new? Only the usual talking through the mouth, Or writing by the hand? I own, I thought This would develop, grow demonstrable, Make doubt absurd, give figures we might see, Flowers we might touch. There's no one doubts you, Sludge! You dream the dreams, you see the spiritual sights, The speeches come in your head, beyond dispute. Ay, that he may! He sees his lot: there's no avoiding fate. "T is a trifle at first. "Eh, David? Did you hear? You jogged the table, your foot caused the squeak, This time you 're . . . joking, are you not, my boy?" The old good easy jog-trot way, the ... eh? Really mere novel-writing of a sort, Acting, or improvising, make-believe, Surely not downright cheatery! Any how, "T is done with and my lot cast: Cheat's my name: The fatal dash of brandy in your tea Has settled what you'll have the souchong's smack: The caddy gives way to the dram-bottle. Then, it's so cruel easy! O, those tricks That can't be tricks, those feats by sleight of hand, A conjurer? Choose me any craft in the world To people untaught the trade: have you seen glass blown. Did you ever watch a baker toss one flat To the oven? Try and do it! Take my word, At end of your slipper, then put out the lights And... there, there, all you want you'll get, I hope! I found it slip, easy as an old shoe. |