tionship to one's-self. My great-great-grandmother naturally I figured to myself as having a patriarchal beard. Could I think otherwise of one so deeply merged in grandmotherhood? But a portrait of her taken immediately after death represented her as an attractive young woman not quite twenty-three! MORAL COSMETICS.-HORACE SMITH. 1. YE who would save your features florid, Adopt this plan,— 'Twill make, in climate cold or torrid, 2- Avoid, in youth, luxurious diet: So shall ye, spite of Age's fiat, 3. Seek not, in Mammon's worship, pleasure; Made the sole scale by which to measure 4. This is the solace, this the science, But challenges with calm defiance Time, fortune, fate. 1. THE THE NEEDLE.-SAMUEL WOODWORTH. gay 2. If love have a potent, a magical token, ' A witchery certain the heart to subdue,- 3. Be wise, then, ye maidens, nor seek admiration And plying the needle with exquisite art: FRANKLIN AND HIS CUSTOMER. ONE fine morning when Franklin was busy preparing his newspaper for the press, a lounger stepped into the store, and spent an hour or more in looking over the books, &c., and finally taking one in his hand, asked the shop boy the price. "One dollar," was the answer. "One dollar," said the lounger; "can't you take any less than that?" "No, indeed; one dollar is the price." Another hour had nearly passed, when the lounger asked :"Is Mr. Franklin at home ?" 66 'Yes, he is in the printing office." "I want to see him," said the lounger. The shop boy immediately informed Mr. Franklin that a gentleman was in the store waiting to see him. Franklin was soon behind the counter, when the lounger with book in hand addressed him thus: "Mr. Franklin, what is the lowest you can take for this book?" "One dollar and a quarter," was the ready answer. “One dollar and a quarter! Why your young man asked only a dollar." True," said Franklin, "and I could have better afforded to have taken a dollar then than to have been taken out of the office. The lounger seemed surprised, and wishing to end the parley of his own making, said :— "Come, Mr. Franklin, tell what is the lowest you can take for it." "One dollar and a half." "A dollar and a half! Why, you offered it yourself for a dollar and a quarter." 66 "Yes," said Franklin, "and I had better have taken that price then than a dollar and a half now." The lounger paid down the price, and went about his business, -if he had any,--and Franklin returned into the printing office. MARRIAGE OF THE SUN AND MOON.-H. S. ELLENWOOD. 1. DID you know that a wedding has happened on high! And who were the parties united? 'Twas the Sun and the Moon! in the halls of the sky They were joined, and our continent witnessed the tie; No continent else was invited! 2. Their courtship was tedious, for seldom they met Tête-à-tête, while long centuries glided, But the warmth of his love she can hardly forget, For, though distant afar, he would smile on her yet, Save,when Earth the fond couple divided. 3. But why was the courtship so prolix? and why That the bridegroom was anxious 'twere vain to deny, 4. Besides, 'tis reported their friends were all vexed; The match was deemed somehow unequal; And, when bid to the wedding, each made some pretext 5. Mars and Jupiter never such business could bear, 6. Only one dim, pale planet, of planets the least, And that seemed like skulking away to the East, 7. Earth in silence rejoiced as the bridegroom and bride. In their mutual embraces would linger, 66 Whilst careening through regions of light at his side, 8. Henceforth shall these Orbs, to all husbands and wives Shine as patterns of duty respected; All her splendor and glory from him she derives, IMPATIENCE ABOUT TRIFLES.-MISS EDGEWORTH. WHEN Griselda thought that her husband had long enough enjoyed his new existence, and that there was danger of his forgetting the taste of sorrow, she changed her tone. One day, when he had not returned home exactly at the appointed minute, she received him with a frown; such as would have made even Mars himself recoil, if Mars could have beheld such a frown upon the brow of his Venus. "Dinner has been kept waiting for you this hour, my dear." "I am very sorry for it; but why did you wait, my dear? I am really very sorry I am so late, but" (looking at his watch) "it is only half-past six by me." "It is seven by me." They presented their watches to each other; he in an apologetical, she in a reproachful, attitude. "I rather think you are too fast, my dear," said the gentleman. "I am very sure you are too slow, my dear," said the lady. "My watch never loses a minute in the four-and-twenty hours," said he. "Nor mine a second," said she. |