For let folks only get a touch, Though ne'er so much awake before, Add too, what certain writers tell, With this he drives men's souls to hell. Alike too both conduce to sleep: Drove souls to Tart'rus with his rod, With his goose-quill the scribbling elf, Instead of others, damns himself. And here my simile almost tript, Yet grant a word by way of postcript. Moreover, Merc'ry had a failing: Well! what of that? Out with it-Stealing; But e'en this deity's existence Shall lend my simile assistance. Our modern bards! why what a pox Are they but senseless stones and blocks? AN ELEGY ON THE DEATH OF A MAD DOG. GOOD people all, of every sort, Give ear unto my song; And if you find it wondrous short, In Islington there was a man, That still a godly race he ran, Whene'er he went to pray. A kind and gentle heart he had, To comfort friends and foes; The naked every day he clad, When he put on his clothes. And in that town a dog was found, Both mungrel, puppy, whelp, and hound, And curs of low degree. This dog and man at first were friends; But when a pique began, The dog, to gain his private ends, Around from all the neighb'ring streets The wond'ring neighbours ran, And swore the dog had lost his wits, To bite so good a man. I 2 |