Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Том 2Thomas L. Masson Doubleday, Page, 1903 |
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... asked the mate how we were getting on . " Oh , pretty glibly , sir , ” replied the mate ; " we can scarcely tell what headway we are making , for we are obliged to keep the middle of the river , and there is the shadow of a fog rising ...
... asked the mate how we were getting on . " Oh , pretty glibly , sir , ” replied the mate ; " we can scarcely tell what headway we are making , for we are obliged to keep the middle of the river , and there is the shadow of a fog rising ...
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... asked to write an essay on Masonry , and here is what he wrote : " King Solomon was a man who lived so many years in the country that he was the whole push . He was an awfully wise man , and one day two women came to him , each holding ...
... asked to write an essay on Masonry , and here is what he wrote : " King Solomon was a man who lived so many years in the country that he was the whole push . He was an awfully wise man , and one day two women came to him , each holding ...
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... asked for China ; within another month I begged for Japan ; one year later I was away down , down , down , supplicating with tears and anguish for the bottom office in the gift of the Government of the United States - Flint - picker in ...
... asked for China ; within another month I begged for Japan ; one year later I was away down , down , down , supplicating with tears and anguish for the bottom office in the gift of the Government of the United States - Flint - picker in ...
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... leg . Another turn , another groan , and up went the leg again . " What do you raise your leg for ? " asked the Doctor . " I can't help it , " said the patient . " Well , " rejoined Tushmaker , " that tooth 70 Masterpieces of Humor.
... leg . Another turn , another groan , and up went the leg again . " What do you raise your leg for ? " asked the Doctor . " I can't help it , " said the patient . " Well , " rejoined Tushmaker , " that tooth 70 Masterpieces of Humor.
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... asked the chair for a suspension of the rules , Till he could prove that those same bones was one of his lost mules . Then Brown he smiled a bitter smile , and said he was at fault ; It seemed he had been trespassing on Jones's family ...
... asked the chair for a suspension of the rules , Till he could prove that those same bones was one of his lost mules . Then Brown he smiled a bitter smile , and said he was at fault ; It seemed he had been trespassing on Jones's family ...
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ain't Ann Ryan apple tree asked bein Bilkins Bob Ingersoll bore BRET HARTE called Captain chair Cherokee Strip Clarence Cochin China Colonel Coquette dear dollars Dolly door Euphemia father feller fence friends garden gate George George Washington give goat Gus Johnson hand haythen head hear heard hour Hushaby Jaalam JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL jess tree JOHN GODFREY SAXE kind knew ladder Lisette little hatchet little Iron-clad looked Lord Edward Lullaby Margaret MARY MAPES DODGE McGinnis's Court Melons mind missus never night nodded nose nothin O'Rourke old gentleman once Peter Pomona replied Reverend ring says Shanghai smile Smith soul stood story talk there's thet thet's thing thought told took tooth turn Tushmaker Uncle Popworth Washington Whad Whiffles Williams window woman Wortleby
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