Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Том 2Thomas L. Masson Doubleday, Page, 1903 |
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... hour , when our fuel was about giving out , we made the point , and our cables were out and fastened to trees alongside of a good - sized woodpile . ---- " Hallo , Colonel ! How d'ye sell your wood this time ? " A yellow - faced old ...
... hour , when our fuel was about giving out , we made the point , and our cables were out and fastened to trees alongside of a good - sized woodpile . ---- " Hallo , Colonel ! How d'ye sell your wood this time ? " A yellow - faced old ...
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... hour we felt the Caravan commence paddling again . Supper was over , and I retired to my upper berth , situated along- side and overlooking the brag - table , where the Captain was deeply engaged , having now the other pilot as his ...
... hour we felt the Caravan commence paddling again . Supper was over , and I retired to my upper berth , situated along- side and overlooking the brag - table , where the Captain was deeply engaged , having now the other pilot as his ...
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... hour against a howling mob of Rebel sympa- thizers before he gained their attention , was interrupted by a man in the audience who shouted : " Why didn't you whip the Confeder- ates in sixty days , as you said you would ? " " Because ...
... hour against a howling mob of Rebel sympa- thizers before he gained their attention , was interrupted by a man in the audience who shouted : " Why didn't you whip the Confeder- ates in sixty days , as you said you would ? " " Because ...
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... hour ago ; how paltry seems my little promotion now ! Colonel , the reason I came to Washington is - I am Congres- sional Delegate from Cherokee Strip ! " The Colonel sprang to his feet and broke out with prodigious enthusiasm : " Give ...
... hour ago ; how paltry seems my little promotion now ! Colonel , the reason I came to Washington is - I am Congres- sional Delegate from Cherokee Strip ! " The Colonel sprang to his feet and broke out with prodigious enthusiasm : " Give ...
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... hour of the day to find Melons suspended on a line , or to see his venerable head appearing above the roofs of the outhouses . Melons knew the exact height of every fence in the vicinity , its facilities for scaling , and the ...
... hour of the day to find Melons suspended on a line , or to see his venerable head appearing above the roofs of the outhouses . Melons knew the exact height of every fence in the vicinity , its facilities for scaling , and the ...
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ain't Ann Ryan apple tree asked bein Bilkins Bob Ingersoll bore BRET HARTE called Captain chair Cherokee Strip Clarence Cochin China Colonel Coquette dear dollars Dolly door Euphemia father feller fence friends garden gate George George Washington give goat Gus Johnson hand haythen head hear heard hour Hushaby Jaalam JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL jess tree JOHN GODFREY SAXE kind knew ladder Lisette little hatchet little Iron-clad looked Lord Edward Lullaby Margaret MARY MAPES DODGE McGinnis's Court Melons mind missus never night nodded nose nothin O'Rourke old gentleman once Peter Pomona replied Reverend ring says Shanghai smile Smith soul stood story talk there's thet thet's thing thought told took tooth turn Tushmaker Uncle Popworth Washington Whad Whiffles Williams window woman Wortleby
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