THE DOMINIE DEPOSED. PART I. Ir this offend when you peruse, Who am the cause That e'er you had this piece of news For had I right the gully guided, That's kent to a', I'd staid at hame, or near beside it, Now that's awa'. Be wiser then, and do what's right. May you surround, And mingle a' your pleasures bright, And bonny lasses, mind this rhyme, Some Dominies are so bias'd, That o'er the dyke themselves they cast; This drives them on To draw a weapon at the last, Which sticks Mess John. Thus going on from day to day, And Pater-noster; Quite other thoughts our Letter-gae Begins to foster. For laying aside both fear and shame, Both old and rife, That in the play Mess John is slain With his own knife. It's kend, therefore, I will not strive, Did never itch, By out and in-abouts to drive, For to make rich. I never laid it up in store A shilling, penny, less or more, I did it scatter; It's just now I should drink therefore Small beer and water. I never sooner money got, But all my pouches it would plot, Then to get clear Of it, I swallow'd down my throat, In ale and beer. Thus all my failing was my glass; I, like a silly amorous ass, Drew forth my gully, And thro' and thro', at the first pass, Ran Master Willy. So for this mad, tho' merry fit, They plagued me with pay and sit : Quoth they, 'You thief, How durst you try to steal a bit 'Forbidden beef?" O then I humbly plead ad vos, You'd often pray, A tali malo libra nos, O Domine! For hark, I'll tell you what they think Wae worth that weary sup o' drink 'He lik'd so weel: 'He drank it a', left not a clink 'His throat to sweal. 'He lik'd still sitting on his doup, To view the pint or cutty stoup, And sometimes lasses over-coup Upo' their keels; This made my lad at last to loup, And take his heels. Then was it not a grand presumption, He dealt too much in barley unction |