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"The principal rule, by which the whole societyh are to govern themselves, is this, To cry uputheri pleasures of a single life upon all occasions, in order a to deter the rest of their sex from marriage, and en-T gross the whole male world to themselves.t

"They are obliged, when any one makes love tord a member of the society, to communicate his name, at which time the whole assembly sit upon his reputation, person, fortune, and good humour; and if they find him qualified for a sister of the club, they lay their heads together how to make him sure. By this means they are acquainted with all the widow-hunters about town, who often afford them great diversion. There is an honest Irish gentleman, it seems, who knows nothing of this society, but at different times has made love to the whole club.

"Their conversation often turns upon their former husbands; and it is very diverting to hear them re late their several arts and stratagems, with which they amused the jealous, pacified the choleric, or wheedled the good-natured man, until at last, to use the club phrase, 'They sent him out of the house with his heels foremost.'

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The politics, which are most cultivated by this society of she Machiavels, relate chiefly to these two points, How to treat a lover, and How to manage a husband. As for the first set of artifices, they are too numerous to come within the compass of your paper, and shall therefore be reserved for a second letter.

"The management of a husband is built upon the following doctrines, which are universally as sented to by the whole club. Not to give him his head at first. Not to allow him too great freedoms and familiarities. Not to be treated by him like a raw girl, but as a woman that knows the world. Not to lessen any thing of her former figure. To celebrate the generosity, or any other virtue, of a

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deceased husband, which she would recommend to his successor. To turn away all his old friends and servants, that she may have the dear man to herself. 1 To make him disinherit the undutiful children of any former wife. Never to be thoroughly convinced of his affection, until he has made over to her all his goods and chattelse

- After so long a letter, I am, without more ceremony; w0med boog Your humble servant, &c."

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"It is a hard and nice subject for a man to speak of himself, (says Cowley:) it grates his own heart to say any thing of disparagement, and the reader's ears to hear any thing of praise from him." Let the tenor of his discourse be what it will upon this subject, it generally proceeds from vanity. An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.

Some very great writers have been guilty of this fault. It is observed of Tully, in particular, that his works run very much in the first person, and that he takes all occasions of doing himself justice. "Does he think (says Brutus) that his consulship deserves more applause than my putting Cesar to death, because I am not perpetually talking of the ides of March, as he is of the nones of December?" I need not acquaint my learned reader, that in the ides of March, Brutus destroyed Cæsar; and that Cicero quashed the conspiracy of Catiline in the calends of December. How shocking soever ver this great man's talking of himself might have been to his

contemporaries, I must confess I am never better pleased than when he is on this subject. Such open ings of the heart give a man a thorough insight into his personal character, and illustrate several spassages in the history of his life: besides, that there is some little pleasure in discovering the infirmity of a great man, and seeing how the opinion he has of himself agrees with what the world entertains of chim.

The gentlemen of Port-Royal, who were more eminent for their learning, and their humility, than any other in France, banished the way of speaking in the first person out of all their works, as arising from vain-glory and self-conceit. To shew their particular aversion to it, they branded this form of writing with the name of an egotism; a figure not to be found among the ancient rhetoricians.

The most violent egotism which I have met with in the course of my reading, is that of Cardinal Woolsey, Ego et Rex meus: "I and my King;" as perhaps the most eminent egotist that ever appeared in the world, was Montagne, the author of the celebrated essays. This lively old Gascon has woven all his bodily infirmities into his works, and after having spoken of the faults or virtues of any other man, immediately publishes to the world how itto stands with himself in that particular. Had he kept 2 his own counsel, he might have passed for a much better man; though, perhaps, he would not have been so diverting an author. The title of an essayel promises, perhaps, a discourse upon Virgil or Julius Cæsar; but when you look into it, you are sure to meet with more upon Monsieur Montagne, than either of them. The younger Scaliger, who seems to have been no great friend to this author, after having acquainted the world that his father sold herrings, adds these words; La grande fadaise de Montagne, qui a escrit qu'il aimoit mieux le vin blanc --que diable a-t-on à faire de scavoir ce qu'il aime "For my part, (says Montagne,) I am a great lover

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of your white wines." "What the devil signifies it to the public, (says Scaliger,) whether he is a lover of white wines or of red wines?",

I cannot here forbear mentioning a tribe of egotists for whom I have always had a mortal aversion; I mean the authors of memoirs, who are never mentioned in any works but their own, and who raise all their productions out of this single figure of speech. Most of our modern prefaces savour very strongly of the egotism. Every insignificant author fancies it of importance to the world, to know that he writ his book in the country, that he did it to pass away some of his idle hours, that it was published at the importunity of friends; or that his natural temper, studies, or conversations, directed him to the choice of his subjecta

srib Id populus curat scilicet. Such informations cannot but be highly improving to the reader.

In works of humour, especially when a man writes under a fictitious personage, the talking of one's self may give some diversion to the public; but I would advise every other writer never to speak of himself, unless there be something very considerable in his character: though I am sensible this rule will be of little use in the world, because there is no man who fancies his thoughts worth publishing, that does not look upon himself as a considerable person.

I shall close this paper with a remark upon such as are egotists in conversation: these are generally the vain or shallow part of mankind, people being naturally full of themselves when they have nothing else in them. There is one kind of egotists which is very common in the world, though I do not re member that any writer has taken notice of them; I mean those empty conceited fellows, who repeat, as sayinge of their own, or some of their particular

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friends, several jests which were made before they
were born, and which every one who has conversed
in the world has heard
hundred times over.
forward young fellow of my acquaintance was very
guilty of this absurdity : he would be always laying
a new scene for some old piece of wit, and telling
us, That as he and Jack such-a-one were together,
one or t'other of them had such a conceit on such an
occasion; upon which he would laugh very heartily,
and wonder the company did not join with him.
When his mirth was over, I have often reprehended
him out of Terence, “Tuumne, obfecro te, hoc dictum
erat? vetus credidi." But finding him still incorri-
gible, and having a kindness for the young cox-
comb, who was otherwise a good-natured fellow, I
recommended to his perusal the Oxford and Cam-
bridge Jests, with several little pieces of pleasantry
of the same nature. Upon the reading of them, he
was under no small confusion to find that all his
jokes had passed through several editions, and that
what he thought was a new conceit, and had appro-
priated to his own use, had appeared in print before
he or his ingenious friends were ever heard of. This
had so good an effect upon him, that he is content,
at present, to pass for a man of plain sense in his or-
dinary conversation, and is never facetious but when
he knows his company.

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IWA'S
yesterday, about sun-set, walking in the
open fields, until the night insensibly fell upon
me. I at first amused myself with all the richness
and variety of colours which appeared in the west-

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