“You are responsible for that stain! You must find a way to take it out!”

THE DEVIL TO GERMANIA: “I believe you are beginning to go a little too fast.”

TOMMY (who has been blown into a shell hole): “Hurry up, mate. I don't want to lose my prisoner!”

RESCUER: Prisoner! Why, where is 'e?”
TOMMY: “ I'm standing on 'im!”

WILHELM: "Democracy in Russia! Heavens! What shall I do now?”

WILHELM (to Little Wilhelm): " That light, my son, will do our house more harm than all the Russian artillery!"

GERMANY: “ Go on.”
AUSTRIA: “I can't. I'm wedged in."

GERMANY: “ Well, heaven knows, you are thin enough to get through anywhere!"