"You are responsible for that stain! You must find a way to take it out!"

THE DEVIL TO GERMANIA: "I believe you are beginning to go a little too fast."

TOMMY (who has been blown into a shell hole): "Hurry up, mate. I don't want to lose my prisoner!

RESCUER: "Prisoner! Why, where is 'e?"
TOMMY: "I'm standing on 'im!"

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-From L'Asino, Rome.

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WILHELM: Democracy in Russia! Heavens! What shall I do now?"

GERMANY: Well, heaven knows, you are thin enough to get through any

where!"