The following EPIGRAM comes from NewBOLD-SUPER-AVON. I am a Stranger to the Subject of it; but, as it feems to be written with fome Spirit, I could not forbear inserting it in this Paper. HE furies at a time in confult met, Hold, fays fir fatan, end your grand debate. Have you forgot my old friend P--RS-- NH--? Grubftreet Journal, No 45. M I. Y mafters give ear, and a story you'll hear, Ne'er was feen fuch a fight, fince Toм THUMB was a knight, In the days of our noble king ARTHUR, In the abby that day, II. They did all things, but pray: There were ale, cakes, and gin for the rabble. Such doings unclean, In a place ne'er was seen Since the time that old PAUL's was a stable. The way that they took III. Was thro' an old crooked nook a F III. Ia zo In order they might not be seen a, To show them the way, Where they feldom or never had been a. IV. They all walkt, for the prince And with bathing, a troublesome rite a ; They'd ne'er be wash'd clean, No more than a blackamoor white a. "Tis true that they took, A ftrong oath on a book, v. In the times of old popery known a; To maids, widows and and wives, VI. Which oath if they broke, Then the fovereign's cook, Was to hack off the fpur of each don a ; For his eyes must be good, To fee that they had any on a. Now this being done They to dinner did run, VII. With ftomachs fo fharp and fo keen a; As they used to do, Without grace they fell too, Ne'er minding their chaplain the dean a. To finish it all, VIII. They at night had a ball, Where the ladies were drefs'd to receive 'em ; What further was done, Is better unknown, So it's decent that there we should leave 'em. Grub B Grubftreet Journal, No 46. An EPIGRAM EHOLD! ambitious of the BRITISH bays, BAVIUS. An extempore REPLY to the off-hand ANSWER, printed in Fog's Journal of the 7th inftant. W I. WHY how now, miftir FoG ! To dare t'abuse the GRUBSTREET Writer: 2 Than you he's more exact, Both in words and in fact; More faithful in profe, in verse brighter. II. For want, you turn news-monger, As girls turn whores for hunger; Behind double meanings ftill dodging, You flice the government, Then fwear 'twa'n't your intent : But lying's your meat, drink and lodging. IV. Whats IV. What, tho' the captain rambles Yet, truly, I'd much fooner burn all The papers of the week, If the truth I may speak, Than I'd part with the GRUBTSREET journal ལ.. Let others fill their skull While I in GRUBSTREET find most joy :. Than each whole paper's better, GRUB from others his news Knows with judgment to chuse; Who dies, or who's robb'd, or who marries: He out does the GAZETTE Grubftreet Journal, No 47. To the Author of that inimitable PAPER, called the FREE BRITON. H APPY! while------darts his golden ray, And chears thee with refulgent beams of pay. Yet nor their heat, nor light informs thy mind: Cold is thy fancy, and thy judgment blind. So good a caufe, that yields fo great a gain, By thee dawb'd o'er with excrement of brain, Smells ftrong in thy prepofterous effays, Where praife is fatire, and where fatire's praife. Tho W ANOTHER. rhime HEN POPE difplay'd in pompous T him two i A Question by ANONYMOUS. ELL, if you can, which did the worse, That made a conful of a horse, And this a laureate of an afs. T An Anfwer by Mr. MÆVIUS. O ROMAN fouls wha tmore contemptuous deed, Than o'er their heads to place a neighing steed? Our captain faw the proud, tyrannick fway, Where HouYHNHNMS govern, and YAHOOS obey: Answer |