But man, all-feeling and awake, But lovely Spring peeps o'er his head, Shall chase him from the bow'rs, A glimpse of joy that we have met Invitation to the feathered Race. GREAVES Fresh verdure decks the grove; And shun the noon-tide heat: Here, freely hop from spray to spray, Here, rove and sing the live-long day ; Amid this cool translucent rill Here bathe your plumes, here drink your fill, No school-boy rude, to mischief prone, O! let me thus your friendship bribe; Come, feed without reserve. For these cherries I protect, you Το you these plums belong; Let then this league betwixt us made Address to a Nightingale. THOMPSON. O NIGHTINGALE! best poet of the grove, That plaintive strain can ne'er belong to thee, Blest in the full possession of thy love: O lend that strain, sweet nightingale! to me. 'Tis mine, alas! to mourn my wretched fate; I love a maid who all my bosom charms, Yet lose my days without this lovely mate; Inhuman Fortune keeps her from my arms. You, happy birds! by nature's simple laws Lead your soft lives, sustain'd by nature's fare; You dwell wherever roving fancy draws, And love and song is all your pleasing care: But we, vain slaves of int'rest and of pride, Dare not be blest, lest envious tongues should blame; And hence in vain I languish for my bride: O mourn with me, sweet bird! my hapless flame. The title and nature of this Poem show that it owed its birth to some preceding circumstances of festive merriment, which from the wit of the company and the very ingenious author's peculiar oddities, were probably enlivened by some strokes of humor. This piece was only intended for the Doctor's private amusement, and that of the particular friends who were its subject; and he unfortunately did not live to revise, or even finish it, in the manner which he intended. The public have, however, already shown how much they were pleased with its appearance, even in its present form. Orold, when Scarron his companions invited, Each guest brought his dish, and the feast was united; If our landlord supplies us with beef and with fish, Let each guest bring himself, and he brings the best dish: Our Deant shall be venison, just fresh from the plains; Our Burke shall be tongue, with a garnish of brains; Our Wills shall be wild-fowl, of excellent Alavour; And Dick || with his pepper shall heighten their savour: The master of the St. James's Coffee-house, where the Doctor and the friends he has characterized in this poem held an occasional club. Doctor Barnard, Dean of Derry in Ireland, author of many ingenious pieces. Mr. Edmund Burke, member for Wendover, and one of the greatest orators in this kingdom. § Mr. William Burke, late Secretary to General Conway, and member for Bedwin. Mr. Richard Burke, Collector of Grenada, no less remarkable in the walks of wit and humour, than his brother Edmund Burke is justly distinguished in all the branches of useful and polite literature. Our Cumberland's sweet-bread its place shall | Would you ask for his merits, alas! he had none: What was good was spontaneous, his faults obtain, And Douglast is pudding substantial and plain; Till all my companions sink under the table; Then with chaos and blunders encircling my head, Let me ponder, and tell what I think of the dead. Here lies the good Dean, re-united to earth, Who mix'd reason with pleasure, and wisdom with mirth: If he had any faults, he has left us in doubt, At least in six weeks I could not find 'em out; Yet some have declar'd, and it can't be denied 'em, ['em. That sly-boots was cursedly cunning to hide Here lies our good Edmund, whose genius was such We scarcely can praise it or blame it too much; Who, born for the universe, narrow'd his mind, [mankind: And to party gave up what was meant for Though fraught with all learning, yet straining his throat [him a vote: To persuade Tommy Townshend ** to lend Who, too deep for his hearers, still went on refining, [of dining; And thought of convincing, while they thought Though equal to all things, for all things unfit, Too nice for a statesman, too proud for a wit; For a patriot too cool; for a drudge disobedient; And too fond of the right to pursue the expedient. In short, 'twas his fate, unemploy'd or in place, Sir, To eat mutton cold, and cut blocks with a razor. Here lies honest William, whose heart was a mint, [was in't; While the owner ne'er knew half the good that The pupil of impulse, it forc'd him along, His conduct still right, with his argument were his own. Here lies honest Richard, whose fate I must sigh at, Alas, that such frolic should now be so quiet! Now wrangling and grumbling to keep up the But, missing his mirth and agreeable vein, Here Cumberland lies, having acted his parts, The Terence of England, the mender of hearts; A flattering painter, who made it his care Todraw men as they ought to be, not as they are. His gallants are all faultless, his women divine, And Comedy wonders at being so fine; Like a tragedy-queen he has dizen'd her out, Or rather like Tragedy giving a rout. His fools have their follies so lost in a crowd Of virtues and feelings, that folly grows proud; And coxcombs, alike in their failings alone, Adopting his portraits are pleas'd with their own. Say, where has our poet this malady caught, Or wherefore his characters thus without fault? Say, was it, that vainly directing his view To find out men's virtues, and finding them few, Quite sick of pursuing each troublesome elf, He grew lazy at last, and drew from himself? Here Douglas retires from his toils to relax, The scourge of impostors, the terror of quacks. Come all ye quack bards, and ye quacking di[reclines. vines, Come and dance on the spot where your tyrant When Satire and Censure encircled his throne, I fear'd for your safety, I fear'd for my own; But now he is gone, and we want a detector, Our Dodds shall be pious, our Kenricks shall lecture; Macpherson write bombast, and call it a style; Our Townshend make speeches; and I shall compile ; [over, New Lauders and Bowers the Tweed shall cross No countryman living their tricks to discover: Detection her taper shall quench to a spark, And Scotchman meet Scotchman and cheat in the dark. * Author of the West Indian, Fashionable Lovers, The Brothers, and other dramatic pieces. + Doctor Douglas, Canon of Windsor, an ingenious Scotch gentleman, who has no less distinguished himself as a citizen of the world, than a sound critic, in detecting several literary mistakes, or rather forgeries, of his countrymen; particularly Lauder on Milton, and Bower's History of the Popes. David Garrick, Esq. joint Patentee and acting Manager at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane. Counsellor John Ridge, a gentleman belonging to the Irish bar, the relish of whose agree able and pointed conversation is admitted, by all his acquaintance, to be very properly compared to the above sauce. Sir Joshua Reynolds, President of the Royal Academy. ** Mr. T. Townshend, member for Whitchurch. An eminent Attorney. ++ Mr. Richard Burke. This gentleman having slightly fractured one of his arms and legs at different times, the Doctor has rallied him on those accidents, as a kind of retributive justice for breaking his jests upon other people. Here lies David Garrick, describe him who | Lines from Dr. BARNARD Dean of DERRY, to can ? An abridgment of all that was pleasant in man; The man had his failings, a dupe to his art; If they were not his own by finessing and trick; Dr. GOLDSMITH and Mr. CUMBERLAND. made us so merry, [Derry. Accept the best thanks of the poor Dean of Though I here must confess that your meat and your wine alone : Are not quite to my taste, though they're both dish up A Jeu d'Esprit. By DAVID GARRICK, Esq. ARE these the choice dishes the Doctor has [came, Of praise a mere glutton, he swallow'd what And the puff of a dunce he mistook it for fame; Till his relish grown callous, almost to disease, On Dr. Goldsmith's Characteristical Cookery. Who pepper'd the highest was sure best to please. But let us be candid, and speak out our mind: If dunces applauded, he paid them in kind. Ye Kenricks, ye Kellys, and Wood falls so grave, What a commerce was yours, while you got and you gave! [rais'd, How did Grub-street re-echo the shouts that you While he was be-Roscius'd, and you were beprais'd! But peace to his spirit, wherever it flies, And Beaumonts and Bens be his Kellys above. creature, And slander itself must allow him good-nature: He was, could he help it? a special attorney. sent us? [us? Is this the great poet whose works so content This Goldsmith's fine feast, who has written fine books? [cooks. Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends Now mix these ingredients, which, warm'd in Tip his tongue with strange matter, his pen with Though a mixture so odd, he shall merit great You, Hermes, shall fetch him to make us sport here !" • Sir Joshua Reynolds was so remarkably deaf as to be under the necessity of using an eartrumpet in company. She wept, she blubber'd, and she tore her hair. She dragg'd the cruet, but no Grildrig found. paw, "Why did I trust thee with that giddy youth? O show me, Flora, 'midst those sweets, the flow'r Vulgo, salary. Supposed sorrel. § Parsley. Vide Chamberlayne, Hast thou for these now ventur'd from the shore, A Receipt for stewing Teal. GAY. TAKE a knuckle of veal; Must season this knuckle; With other herbs muckle; For it maketh things small; (Mark the doctrine I teach) About-let me see Thrice as long as you preach Spring. An Ode. DR. JOHNSON. STERN Winter now, by Spring repress'd, Forbears the long-continued strife; And Nature, on her naked breast, Delights to catch the gales of life. This is by Dr. Bentley thought to be time, or thyme. Of this composition, see the works of the Copper-farthing Dean. ¶ Which we suppose to be near four hours. Now o'er the rural kingdom roves Soft pleasure with her laughing train; Nor from the pleasing groves depart, A guide, a father, and a friend; Wild hope, vain fear, alike remov'd; Cool meditation's quiet seat, The Midsummer's Wish. An Ode. O PHOBUS! down the western sky And wake them to the cares of day. And cheer me with a lambent light. And every strain be tun'd to love. Autumn. An Ode. DR. JOHNSON. Impatient time rolls on the year; Now sweetly smiles, now frowns severe. And Summer fruits desert the bough. As Boreas strips the bending trees. The fields that wav'd with golden grain, Vain wish! me fate compels to bear And shiver on a blasted plain. What bliss to life can Autumn yield, If glooms, and show'rs, and storms prevail; And flow'rs, and fruits, and Phoebus fail? In love and mirth of mighty pow'r. This god of health, and verse, and day. The author being ill of the gout. |