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So, just recovering from the shades of night,
Your swimming eyes are drunk with sudden liglit,
Strange phantoms dance around, and skim beforo
your sight :
Then, sir, be cautious, nor too rashly deen.
Heaven knows how seldom things are what they seem!
Consult your reason, and you soon shall find
Twas you were jealous, not your wife unkind:
Jove ne'er spoke oracle more true than this,
None judge so wrong as those who think amiss.'
With that she leap'd into her lord's embrace, With well-dissembled virtue in her face. He hugg'd her close, and kiss'd her o'er and o'er, Disturb'd with doubts and jealousies no more : Both, pleased and bless'd, renew'd their mutual vows, A fruitful wife, and a believing spouse.
Thus ends our tale; whose moral next to make, Let all wise husbands hence example take: And pray, to crown the pleasure of their lives, To be so well deluded by their wives.
BEHOLD the woes of matrimonial life,
And hear with reverence an experienced wife.
To dear-bought wisdom give the credit due,
And think for once a woman tells you true.
In all these trials I have borne a part,
I was myself the scourge that caused the smart;
For, since fiftcen, in triumph have I led
Five captive husbands from the church to bed.
Christ saw a wedding once, the Scripture says,
And saw but one, 'tis thought, in all his days:
Whence some inser, whose conscience is too nice,
No pious Christian ought to marry twice.
But let them read, and solve me, if they can,
The words address'd to the Samaritan :
Five times in lawful wedlock she was join'd;
And sure the certain stint was ne'er defined.
*Increase and multiply,' was Heaven's command
And that's a text I clearly understand.
This too, 'Let men their sires and mothers leaven
And to their dearer wives for ever cleave.'
More wives than one by Solomon were tried,
Or else the wisest of mankind 's belied.
I've had myself full many a merry fit,
And trust in heaven, I may have many yet;
For when my transitory spouse, unkind,
Shall die, and leave his woful wife behind,
I'll take the next good Christian I can find.
Paul, knowing one could never serve our turn
Declared 'twas better far to wed than burn.
There's danger in assembling fire and tow;
I grant them that, and what it means you know
The same apostle too has elsewhere own'd,
No precept for virginity he found:
'Tis but a counselmand we women still
Take which we like, the counsel, or our wiil.
I envy not their bliss, if he or she
Think fit to live in perfect chastity.
Pure let them be, and free from taint of vice,
I, for a few slight spots, am not so nice.
Heaven calls us different ways, on these bestows
One proper gift, another grants to those :
Not every man's obliged to sell his store,
And give up all his substance to the poor;
Such as are perfect may, I can't deny;
But, by your leaves, divines, so am not I.
Full many a saint, since first the world began, Lived an unspotted maid, in spite of man : Let such (a God's name) with fine wheat be fed, And let us honest wives eat barley bread.
For me, I'll keep the post assign'd by Heaven,
And use the copious talent it has given :
Let my good spouse pay tribute, do me right,
And keep an equal reckoning every night.
His proper body is not his, but mine;
For so said Paul, and Paul's a sound divine.
Know then, of those five husbands I have had,
Three were just tolerable, two were bad:
The three were old, but rich and fond beside,
And toild most piteously to please their bride:
But since their wealth (the best they had) was minc,
The rest, without much loss, I could resign.
Sure to be loved, I took no pains to please,
Yet had more pleasure far than they had ease.
Presents flow'd in apace: with showers of gold, They made their court, like Jupiter of old. If I but smiled, a sudden youth they found, And a new palsy seized them when I frown'd.
Ye sovereign wives! give ear and understand, Thus shall ye speak, and exercise command. For never was it given to mortal man, To lie so boldly as we women can; Forswear the fact, though seen with both his eyes, And call your maids to witness how he lies.
*Hark, old sir Paul!' 'twas thus I used to say, Whence is our neighbour's wife so rich and gay? Trcated, caress'd where'er she's pleased to roamI sit in tatters, and immured at home. Why to her house dost thou so oft repair ? Art thou so amorous ? and is she so fair ? If I but see a cousin or a friend, Lord! how you swell, and rage like any fiend! But you reel home, a drunken beastly bear, Then preach till midnight in your easy chair; Cry wives are false, and every woman evil, And give up all that's female to the devil.
'If poor (you say) she drains her husband's purse If rich, she keeps her priest, or something worse ;
If lig?riy born, intolerably vain,
Vapours and pride by turns possess her brain,
Now gaily mad, now sourly splenetic;
Freakish when well, and fretful when she s sick.
If fair, then chaste she cannot long abide,
By pressing youth attack'd on every side;
If foul, her wealth the lusty lover lures,
Or else her wit some fool-gallant procures,
Or else she dances with becoming grace,
Or shape excuses the defects of face.
There swims no goose so gray, but, soon or late,
She finds some honest gander for her mate.
‘Horses (thou say’st) and asses men may try,
And ring suspected vessels ere they buy:
But wives, a random choice, untried they take,
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake :
Then, nor till then, the veil's removed away,
And all the woman glares in open day.
*You tell me, to preserve your wife's good grace
Your eyes must always languish on my face,
Your tongue with constant flatteries feed my car,
And tag each sentence with, My life! My dear!
If by strange chance, a modest blush be raised,
Be sure my fine complexion must be praised.
My garments always must be new and gay,
And feasts still kept upon my wedding-day.
Then must my nurse be pleased, and favourite maich
And endless treats, and endless visits paid,
'To a long train of kindred friends, allies.
All this thou say’st, and all thou say'st are lice.
• On Jenkin too you cast a squinting eye; What! can your 'prentice raise your jealousy? Fresh are his ruddy chceks, his forehead fair, And like the burnish'd gold his curling hair. But clear thy wrinkled brow, and quit thy sorrow, I'd scorn your 'prentice, should you die to-morrow
Why are thy chests all lock'd ? on what design ? Are not thy worldly goods and treasure mine?
Sir, I'ın no fool; nor shall you, by St. Jolin,
Have goods and body to yourself alone.
One you shall quit, in spite of both your eyes
I heed, not I, the bolts, the locks, the spies.
If you had wit, you'd say, 'Go where you wil
Dear spouse, I credit not the tales they tell:
Take all the freedoms of a marrie: fe ;
I know thee for a virtuous, faithful wife.'
‘Lord ! when you have enough, what need you cara Ilow merrily soever others fare? Though all the day I give and take delight, Doubt not, sufficient will be left at night. 'Tis but a just and rational desire, To light a taper at a neighbour's fire.
“There's danger too, you think, in rich array,
And none can long be modest that are gay:
The cat, if you but singe her tabby skin,
The chimney keeps, and sits content within;
But once grown sleek, will from her corner run,
Sport with her tail, and wanton in the sun;
She licks her fair round face, and frisks abroad,
To show her fur, and to be catterwaw'd.'
Lo thus, my friends, I wrought to my desires
These three right ancient venerable sires.
I told them, thus you say, and thus you do,
And told them false, but Jenkin swore 'twas true.
I, like a dog, could bite as well as whine,
And first complain'd, whene'er the guilt was mine.
I tax'd them oft with wenching and amours,
When their weak legs scarce dragg’d them out of doon
And swore the rambles that I took by night,
Were all to spy what damsels they bedight.
That colour brought me many hours of mirth,
For all this wit is given us from our birth.
Heaven gave to women the peculiar grace,
To spin, to weep, and cully human race.
By this nice conduct, and this prudent course,
By murmuring, wheedling, stratagem, and force,