VERSICLES ON SIGN-POSTS 1 He looked Just as your sign-post Lions do, With aspect fierce and quite as harmless too. 2 (PATIENT STUPIDITY) So heavy, passive to the tempest's shocks, Dull on the sign-post stands the stupid ox. 3 His face with smile eternal drest 4 A HEAD, pure, sinless quite of brain and soul, ON MISS JEAN SCOTT O, HAD each Scot of ancient times ON CAPTAIN FRANCIS GROSE THE Devil got notice that Grose was a-dying, And saw each bed-post with its burthen a-groaning, ON BEING APPOINTED TO AN EXCISE DIVISION SEARCHING auld wives' barrels, Ochon, the day That clarty barm should stain my laurels ! dirty But what'll ye say? These movin' things ca'd wives an' weans children ON MISS DAVIES Ask why God made the gem so small, ON A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY SEAT WE grant they're thine, those beauties all, So lovely in our eye: Keep them, thou eunuch, Cardoness, For others to enjoy. THE TYRANT WIFE CURS'D be the man, the poorest wretch in life, AT BROWNHILL INN AT Brownhill we always get dainty good cheer We've a' thing that's nice, and mostly in season: every THE TOADEATER OF Lordly acquaintance you boast, And the Dukes that you dined with yestreen, Yet an insect's an insect at most, Tho' it crawl on the curl of a Queen! AT THE GLOBE TAVERN, DUMFRIES 1 THE greybeard, old Wisdom, may boast of his treasures, Give me with gay Folly to live! I grant him his calm-blooded, time-settled pleasures, But Folly has raptures to give. 2 (1) I MURDER hate by field or flood, Tho' Glory's name may screen us. The deities that I adore Are Social Peace and Plenty : (11) I would not die like Socrates, For all the fuss of Plato; Nor yet would I with Cato; |