The Poetry of American Wit and HumorL. C. Page, 1899 - 367 страница |
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... kind of sportin ' ? ” St. Pathrick said , " A Lion's there , Two Bears , a Bull , and Cancer " Bedad , " says Mick , " the huntin's rare ; St. Pathrick , I'm your man , sir . " So , to conclude my song aright , For fear I'd tire your ...
... kind of sportin ' ? ” St. Pathrick said , " A Lion's there , Two Bears , a Bull , and Cancer " Bedad , " says Mick , " the huntin's rare ; St. Pathrick , I'm your man , sir . " So , to conclude my song aright , For fear I'd tire your ...
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... kind of thing To offer me some day . But in a tangent off he went To double stars . Now that Was most suggestive , so content And quite absorbed I sat . But no , he talked a dreary mess , Of which the only fraction 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 ...
... kind of thing To offer me some day . But in a tangent off he went To double stars . Now that Was most suggestive , so content And quite absorbed I sat . But no , he talked a dreary mess , Of which the only fraction 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 ...
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... kind of rock He sat upon was shale . One feature quite distinguished him He had a tail . The danger past , he fell into A revery austere ; While with his tail he whisked a fly From off his ear . “ Mankind deteriorates , " he said ...
... kind of rock He sat upon was shale . One feature quite distinguished him He had a tail . The danger past , he fell into A revery austere ; While with his tail he whisked a fly From off his ear . “ Mankind deteriorates , " he said ...
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... kind of lovers ' by - way . I can't remember what we said , ' Twas nothing worth a song or story ; Yet that rude path by which we sped Seemed all transformed and in a glory . The snow was crisp beneath our feet , The moon was full , the ...
... kind of lovers ' by - way . I can't remember what we said , ' Twas nothing worth a song or story ; Yet that rude path by which we sped Seemed all transformed and in a glory . The snow was crisp beneath our feet , The moon was full , the ...
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... I know boo - hoo - I ought to not , But , somehow , from her looks - boo - hoo I thought she kind o ' wished me too ! " WILLIAM Pitt Palmer . The Patriotic Tourist . Century Magazine . SOME folks the 70 AMERICAN WIT AND HUMOR .
... I know boo - hoo - I ought to not , But , somehow , from her looks - boo - hoo I thought she kind o ' wished me too ! " WILLIAM Pitt Palmer . The Patriotic Tourist . Century Magazine . SOME folks the 70 AMERICAN WIT AND HUMOR .
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