On LITTLETON, COKE gravely thus remarks, (Remember this, ye rhyming Temple sparks!) "In all our author's tenures, be it noted, "This is the fourth time any verse is quoted." Quit then, dear GEORGE, O quit the barren field, * Alluding to certain disingenuous and illiberal criticisms in the Critical Review; wherein the Jealous Wife, a comedy, and the author of that play, as well as his friends, were at different times attacked, with equal virulence and insolence. Well I remember oft your friends have said, (Friends whom the surest maxims ever led,) Turn parson, COLMAN, that's the way to thrive; Your parsons are the happiest men alive. Judges, there are but twelve, and never more; But stalls untold, and bishops, twenty-four. Of pride and claret, sloth and venʼson full, Yon prelate mark, right reverend and dull! He ne'er, good man, need pensive vigils keep, To preach his audience once a week to sleep; On rich preferment battens at his ease, Nor sweats for tithes, as lawyers toil for fees. Thus they advis'd. I know thee better far; And cry, stick close, dear COLMAN, to the bar! If Genius warm thee, where can Genius call For nobler action, than in yonder Hall? 'Tis not enough each morn, on term's approach, To club your legal three-pence for a coach; Then at the Hall to take your silent stand, With ink-horn and long note-book in your hand, Marking grave serjeants cite each wise Report, And noting down sage dictums from the court, With overwhelming brow, and law-learn'd face, The index of your book of common place. These are mere drudges, that can only plod, And tread the path their dull forefathers trod; Doom'd thro' law's maze, without a clue to range, No longer on the drawling, dronish herd, Are the first honours of the law conferr'd;" Like glorious beacons, are set high to view, HENLEY! than whom to HARDWICKE'S well-rais'd fame, No worthier second Royal GEORGE could name: No lawyer of prerogative: no tool, Fashion'd in black corruption's pliant school; Form'd, 'twixt the people and the crown to stand, And hold the scales of right with even hand! True to our hopes, and equal to his birth, See, see in YORKE the force of lineal worth; But why their sev'ral merits need I tell? Why on each honour'd sage's praises dwell? Or shrewd sense beaming from the eye of WILLES? Rais'd by true genius, bred in Phabus' school, And leave the press to CHURCHILL, and to ME. THE MOUSE AND OYSTER. WHEN midnight's sable veil o'erspread the plain, Oft was the moon with silver lustre crown'd, With nose sagacious smok'd the baited gin, Wary and conscious of the snare within: Now feasts on rich variety of meats, And oft in cheese his own apartments eats; Regales on floods of cream, ragouts, and cakes, Of all the dainties of the day partakes : |