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EXTRACT.

FROM THE CONNECTICUT JOURNAL.

Mefsrs. GREENS,

I HAVE to requeft our Farmers

to take a little more care in making their cider, of which they have this year a great plenty. It is found that nut-mills are not as good as a wheel for grinding-as the latter more effectually preffes the pulp of the apple. But a more important thing is, to let the pomace lie at least a day in the trough, before it is put upon the prefs. The ufe of this is, to give the juice time to penetrate and foften the pulp of the fruit after it is bruised; and thus extract the fugar of the apple, which is the best part of it.

The watery and acid parts, being least tenacious, are firft feparated by the force of the nuts, the wheel or the prefs; and if pomace is preffed immediately after grinding, the faccharine matter, which is more vifcid, is retained, unless the pulp is well macerated and foftened.

A LOVER OF GOOD CIDER.

Miscellany.

FOR THE BALANCE.

MR. EDITOR,

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OBSERVED in your laff paper a communication figned "A Bachelor," concerning whom I beg the permiflion of being indulged in a few remarks, through the fame medium. Since this Bachelor, Mr. Editor, has taken the liberty to give the public a description of himfelf and circumflances, I hope alfo to be permitted to do the fame of my felf...

Well, then, Sir, I am a young woman, not quite, thirty years of age-my hair is not as grey as a perfon's that is a hundred years old, nor are my eyes fo but what I can fee with them-(and this, I think, is more than the Bachelor "turned of thirty can boaftmy property is fuch that it will fupport me very well with work- which is much better than to be fupported with. out work)--I have neither a carriage or

horfe, except neighbour Shanks' on which I take a ride every day I live. And as to my" perfonal appearance" and "manners" I have nothing to fay, but will leave the well difpofed to judge for themselves. After this defcription I have given of myfelf and circumftances, I think I am in as fair a way to get a good husband as he is to obtain a wife.

As this man "turned of thirty" appeared in his communication to be a pretty decent fort of a fellow, I had the curiofity, one or two evenings laft week to take walk on the Hill to fee him. But, Mr. Editor, what was my furprize! Instead of a genteel tolerable looking fellow, as I expected to fee, I faw nothing but a wornout, dried up old Bachelor, who I should fuppofe was more likely turned of an hun. dred than thirty. His hair was as grey as a rat's, as the faying is. His eyes were fo far funk in his head as hardly to be perceived. And his " perfonal appearance" inftead of being "very tolerable," is, in my opinion, most abominable. He is a little, puny, infignificant fellow, who is hardly able to accompany himfelt abroad, much more the ladies. And, to crown all, he was obliged to carry a cane to keep himself from falling and beating out his brains, if he is fo lucky as to have any,

character, which, under the garb of fwotn evidence has been made by a certain W. Jackfon of Philadelphia in the paper of which he is the Editor, called the Political Regifter.

Had the faid evidence appeared isolated with no other weight but the name of the Editor and the circumstances of his depofitien, I would have treated his malicious attack with the filence of contempt as all the facts therein related even when true would not prove I had violated the laws of this country nor the duties of my station, but a letter from the President of the United States to Jackfon having been circulated along with his evidence, this circumftance alone, although the President does not exprefs his opinion upon the fubje& ftamps this affair with a degree of impor tance, it would have been otherwife divefted of.

For this reafon and for the respect I owe to the Prefident of the United States, to this government and to my felf, I have tho't proper in thus addreffing you, to enter into the explanation of this tranfaction, innocent, in itfell, confonant with the laws of the country, proper in my ftation, and of infidious malignity. which cannot be disfigured by the artifice

In a country where the liberty of the prefs prevails, its ufe must be a fhield of If this " Bachelor," as he very proper defence, as it is an inftrument of attack. ly calls himself, could hit upon fome plan This is confonant with juftice and conto get a respectable girl to confent to marry him, without ever feeing his perfon, he genial with the principal of equal rights, might do very well-but if a girl of reprefs againft the attacks made through the it is then legal to establish a defence by the pectability, after feeing him, will confent to become his wife, I fhall figh for the weakness of human nature.

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medium of the prefs. This facred prinple of felf-defence is as inherent to political flates, as it is to individuals, and when an offence is thus made against a fovereign which cannot be brought into a court of juftice it is not only the right, but also, it Is the duty of the reprefentative of that fo vereign or nation to repel the attack with the fame weapons, which are made ufe of for his injury.

Were the foreign Minifters to be deprived of this right, enjoyed by every individual who breathes the air of the United States, they would be reduced to the fad condition of diflinguished flaves in the very centre of the land of liberty, For fome time paft fome of the Philadelphia newspapers had publifhed paragraphs and circulated comments about the exilling differences between the King of Spain and the United States, mutilating facts, altering circumilances and drawing falfe conclufions highly contrary to the character of justice and generofity for often and fo magnanimoufly proved by the King my maiter. I myfell was pointed out as the author of fome letters from Cadiz and Madrid, although I never knew of them but by the newfpapers and with the fame injuftice, an abulive paragraph against the Prefident was fince attributed to me. Thus

the public mind was poiloned with incorrect accounts and obnoxious conclufions: under fuch circumftances I believed then,

right but alle now, it was not only my

Rio Perdido would raife the American colours they fhould be fupported. No, fir, it is not true, although given under oath by Mr. Jackion, that I had received fuch a letter. I only told him in the way of converfation, and not for any other purpose whatever, that there were in Philadelphia one or two letters from New Orleans, mentioning the above account: 1 never informed him I had received oné, as in real.

trative of my true meaning, is better! known to himfelt, but if he is a man of honor I defy him to deny them; and leave to your confideration, Sir, if it had been my intention to perfuade a perfon to an rent of impreffions as contrary to truth as improper conduct I would have been to to the intereft of my country. Being ve awkward as to bring the fentiments of, the ry well acquainted with the great influ- moft fcrupulous honor before uis eyes; ence of public opinion in a popular gov-it is then evident that Mr. Jackfon has ernment, as is that of the United States, perverted the meaning of the compenfa compenfa-formed with a juft intention of bringing the fub.tion offered, and this is the more ridicuity this was not the cafe: that fuch letter or

jects of difcuffion under a forcible point of view, which had been carefully concealed, and prefenting them to the public eye undar new afpefts, and apprehending that the editors who had previouflv efpoufed a party on the queftion would refufe to infert in their papers my intended publication, I thought that Mr. Jackion, among others, would not perhaps have the reluctance which I anticipated in the former. Prequeffed him to call upon me, and having acceded to my requeft, atter a defultory converfation about the news of the day, of Mr.Pinckney having called for his palfports (my apprehenfions of the rafh ftep) and the detriment which would arife from a war between two nations invited by their reciprocal interefts to the preservation of peace, I told him he could do more good to his country by advocating peace, than by the warlike principles he was proclaiming in his paper. I dwelt a while upon this topic and finished by bringing forward the only object of our meeting, and telling him that if fo difpofed, I could give to him for publication, explanations and elucidation's which could not fail to be favorable to the caufe of peace, and that for his trouble he would have the acknowledgment that would be proper; those were my only words upon this head in all the course of our converfa. tion. In this offer I had in view but the juft compenfation which is due to an edi. tor of a new paper, full of advertisements as Mr. Jackfon's, for the room that my intended effays would have occupied in his Gazette, or reward for his labour if he was to take upon himfelf to couch my ideas in a more correct language than I could do it myfelf. Surely the honor of a man who is in the habit of retailing the fpace of his paper by lines fhould not be hurt at a just compenfation which was offered, when it was queftioned of occupying fome columns of it; and Mr. Jackfon is lefs ex. cufable in the perverfion of my meaning (converting under oath a mere furmife of his into the affirmation of a fat) as I re. peatedly told him, "Sir, this is not a diplomatic intrigué, it is a plain cafe, and of there was any thing difhonorable in it I would be the last man to propofe i, and you would be the last man to whom it would be propofed by me."

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Why M. Jackfon has omitted in his affidavit thefe expreffions of mine, fo illuf

letters, under the above mentioned date, have been written from New-Orleans, is a fact known by fome people in the city. I myself have feen one of them, directed to a very refpectable perfon in Philadel phia, and if authorifed by him I would mention his name; but after the Preficent's declaration I am convinced of the falfhood of the affertion, and perfuaded that calumnies can be invented and propagated with the fame facility in New-Orleans as they are done in Philadelphia.

lous as the only thing which in rigour was contemplated by me was the mechanical contemplated by me was the mechanical part of his office, that is the printing of my publications. It could be apprehended that a foreign min fter would rifque an intrigue to bribe directly or indirectly a high officer of a Crown, depofitory of the leofficer of a Crown, depofitory of the fecrets of flate and director of its measures, but to bribe Mr. Jackson, the Editor of a newfpaper whofe fheets are fcarcely to be feen across the waters of the Schuylkill and the Delaware, without a place in the Goy. the Delaware, without a place in the Goy ernment, without perfonal influence, to bribe him for the typographical publication, tion of ideas which were not his own, by their nature perfectly harmlefs and legal, is their nature perfectly harmless and legal, is a conjecture only to be fuggefted by a wick ed heart or a miferable head. I repeat that the only apprehended refufal of the that the only apprehended refufal of the Editors who had efpoufed a fide of the queftion contrary to my ideas determined me to call on the faid W. Jack fon; but altho' I confider him a man of fome talents, he is highly deceived if he fuppofes I could miftake his pep for the key to the temple of Janus.

Where is then what he fo very politely is pleased to term my infamous purpose? Is it in the elucidations or explanations propofed? Surely not, as he knew very lit. propofed? Surely not, as he knew very lit. tle of them, and even if known they were perfectly innocent. Was it in their tendency that is impoffible, when their ob je&t was by his own confeffion the peace and advantage of our two countries; was it in the attempt of publishing them? it is demonstrated, that in fuch circumftarrces I have not only the right, but it was even my duty to do it was it in the tender of the compenfation? it is evident there was the compenfation? it is evident there was no more indelicacy in this proceeding than there is in the offer or the present of a fee to a lawyer or to a phyfician; where is then the offence to Mr. Jacklon's honor or to the rights of his country?

If Mr. Jackfon has proceeded with a culpable levity, and, affirming under oath that he had penetrated my infamous pur. pofe, when it is evident he had completely miflaken it, he has been not lefs incorrect in afferting upon oath that I had, mention ed to him to have myself received a letter from New Orleans, which, ftated that there was a letter at that place in Mr. Jefferfon's hand-writing, which declares that if the fettlers between the Miffilippi and the

This, fir, is the hiftory of this tranfacridiculously magnified by Mr. Jackfon, who has prefented it to the public with as much folemnity, as if he had difcovered the gun powder plot, or the confpiracies of Fiefque and of Bedmar-all the heinous crime is, that I wifhed to make afe, with decency and decorum, of the inconteftible right I poffefs of felt defence, applying it to my fovereign and to iny country; the intended elucidations have fince appeared in other papers under the fignature of Graviora Manent, and by the perufal of those effays, you may easily judge if their contents are of a nature to bribe Mr. Jackfon with any acknowledgment, as he declares in his evidence, or if there is in them to be found a fingle expreflion contrary to the refpe&t due to the government or to this country: the ufe I have made of the liberty of the prefs cannot be difputed without attacking the conftitution, as the law does not confider in its falutary reftrictions the publifher but the publication, and if this does not infringe the law, it would be a criminal attempt to restrain any perfon in the United States from the exercise of this facred right; this is, Sir, what was intended to be done and has fince been done by me my means have been juft and legal, my object pure and benevolent, and can only give offence but to perfons, who, groaning under pique and difappointment, eftablish their expiring hopes of retrieving their fhattered fortunes on the public calamities of a war, for fuch perfons the doftrine of advocating peace cannot be but high treafon.

I would have demanded from this government the punishment of the faid Jackfau, for the offence of converting a mere furmife of his into the affirmation of a tact, and employed under his perverted idea an infamous and defamatory language, had I

not anticipated that when the particulars. of this letter fhall be known to the public, I fhall be completely avenged by the feverity of his feelings.

Although the vindication of my conduct exclufively belongs to my King and go. vernment, a favorable opinion of the good people of America is far from being indifferent to me. For the reafon and for the degree of intereft and importance that the circulation of the Prefident's letter has impreffed into this affair, I have thus condefcended publicly to notice an incorrect affidavit with unjust and abominable conclu.

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Well convinced, by cruel experience,

We continue to receive accounts of dif afters by the late gales. We do not exag. afters by the late gales. We do not exag..and by the hiftory of nations, that a peo. gerate when we fay, that our whole coaft is ple cannot be properly governed but by lined with wrecks, goods, &c. which were one man; and that he only is worthy of driven on hore. The number of lives and the preference who, by his fervices, his inquantity of property loft at fea and on fhore quantity of property loft at fea and on fhore fluence, and his talents has known how to is immenfe. confolidate the edifice of our indepeudence and of liberty:

The wreck of the Schooner Liberty, of Egg-Harbor was driven on fhore at Kewha Ifland, S. C. and it is fuppofed that her captain (Sweetzer) and every person on board perished.

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The fame fate it is believed, has befallen the brig Experiment, Capt Palmer, and crew, of Charleston.

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Difpatches from Spain by Mr. Dalton, have been received at the office of the Sec. retary of State. The contents of thefe difpatches, if we are correctly informed, are important, but their nature and tendency we know not. From certain circumffah." ces we are however induced to conjecture that they are of a pacific afpect.

More than two months fince, we had, from certain hints given us, fome caufe to believe that attempts were making by hegociation for ceding Louifiana to the Span iards in exchange for the Floridas and the Ifland of New Orleans, the United States

to receive a certain fum of money to boot. It is not impoffible that thefe difpatches may relate to fuch negociation!)

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The violent fquall which occurred about 8 6,clock yesterday morning, drove the Ship Fortune from her fafts at the Lazaretto, and overfet her within one hundred yards of the wharf.-Three of the paffengers who happened to be on board were drowned. Two were fathers of families by this accident left deflitute, in a country with the habits, customs, manners, and language of which they are hacquainted.

Confidering that, after fo long, a feries of misfortunes and of viciffitudes, it is neceflary to allure the guaranty and safety of the citizens in a manner durable and irrevocable, and that the most certain method of attaining this object is to hel tow upon the only chief capable of reprefenting and of governing the nation wor. thily an auguft and facred title, which will concentrate in him the forces of the ftate, will be impofing abroad, and will be the pledge of tranquility and prosperity at home.

Confidering that the title of GovernorGeneral, heretofore confided on the citi zen Jean Jaques Deffalines, does not exprefs in a fatisfactory manner, the general with, as it fuppofes a fecondary power depending upon a foreign authority, whofe yoke we have fhaken off forever:

Without having any longer regard to conftant and obftinate refufal of Citizen

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Jean Jaques Deffalines, to accept the power which had been delegated to him by the people, and the army at the epoch of the declaration of our independence ; fuch refufal being contrary to the interefts, the wishes, and the welfare of this country

We confer upon the faid citizen Jean Jaques Deffalines, the title of EMPEROR OF HAYTI, and the right of chufing and nominating his fucceffor.

We defire that this tree expreffion of our hearts, already called for by the people, be offered to its fanction with the leaft delay, and receive its prompt and entire execution by a decree from the fenate, which fhall be extraordinarily convoked for that purpofe,

The vessel arrived from Embden more than a fortnight go after a tedious paffage of go days, during which 20 perfonis had perifhed of a contagious fever, generated A Port-au-Prince, 25th January 1804, by her crowded fate and of which forty-the firft of the independence of Hayti. one, including the Captain, were landed ill on her arrival.

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[Philadelphia Paper.]

Nomination of the Emperor of Hayti, 17. J. DESSALINES.

WE, Generals of the army of Hayti, Defirous of confecrating by an authentic at the wifh of our heart, and to anfwer to the frongly pronounced will of the people of Hi;

Perfuaded that the fupreme authority fhould be undivided, and that the intereft

The late storm has done considerable damage in of the country requires the reins of the

Boston, and its vicinity. Some particulars will be given hereafter.

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adminiftration to be placed in the hands. of him who unites the confidence, the affections and the love of his fellow-citi

zens:

(Signed) Vernet, minifter of Finances : Clerveaux Chriftophe, commandant of the divifion of the North; Petion; Gi. bard, and Geffrard, commandant of the divifion of the South, Generals of Division and counfellors of State-together with upwards of 300 officers,

Fir! year of Independence, At Deffalines, Feb. 15. THE GOV. GEN. OF HAYTI, To the generals of the Army, and to the Civil and Military Authorities, organs of the people:

CITIZENS,

If any confideration juftifies in my fight the auguft title which your confidence confers upon me, it must be no doubt my zeal

to watch over the welfare of the Empire, and my good will to confolidate our enterprize; an enterprize that will imprefs up on the nations leaft friendly to liberty, not the opinion that we are a herd of revolted flaves, but that we are men who have founded our independence to the prejudice of that confideration which powers never concede to people who like us are the authors of their own liberty, who have had no occafion to beg for foreign affiftance to break the idol to which we were facrificing.

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ty, when the qualities requisite for governments, appear to be above 8,000,000l. fter-
ing well thall not be found united in the ling.
The Courts in addition to the above
fame perfon: very often the head which
conceals the fiery impetuofity of youth, bounty to the officers and crew, have re-
contributes more efficacioufly to the happi- folved, that the ufy of 30l. and a
nefs of his country than the cool and expenfion from the
perienced head of old age, who temporif.
es in thofe moments when temerity alone
is feasonable. so on

It is on thefe conditions that I am your
Emperor; and woe to him who fhall car.
ry upon the tobfteps of a throne elevated
by the gratitude of his people any other
fentiments than thofe of a father and of a

yo: (Signed)
DESSALINES.
By the Gov. Gen.. Baifrand Tonerre,
omis yab si ai elAdja Genaidion
GREENOCK, AUG. 21

Fund thall be

granted to the neareft relative of the feamen who fell in the action with Linois.

Wednesday night Moniteurs to the 5th infl. were received, but they bring very little intelligente.Bonaparte continued on the Coast as late as the 1ft inft. reviewed the Troops deftined for, the invafion of this Country: he was at Amb letufe on that day.

Private Letters have been received by the Hamburgh Mail, which ftate, that the French, having fated in their attempts to raife a loan in Bremen, had actually blockaded that City, and had threatened, if the money was not immediately advanced, to raife it by Military execution.

Application has alfo been made to the city of Lubeck for a loan, which has been refufed. Thefe outrages of the French must accelerate that Confederacy of the Northern Powers of which Bonaparte feems to feel fuch an apprehenfion ; and the circumftance of Louis XVIII having

Thati idol, like Satura, devouredigits children, and we have trampled it under our feet; but, let us not efface, thofe re-family membrances which the recovery, of ours misfortunes has imprinted on our hearts. They will be powerful prefervatives against.: the furprizes of our enemies, and will for. tify us against all idea of indulgence to them. If the fober paffions make common men,Since our laft, very little has occurred half meatures will arreft the rapid march of material public importance. Invafion continues to be the order of the day on Since, therefore, you have judged it ef. both fides of the Channel. The Emperor fential to the intere of the flate that I is embarking and disembarking on the one fhould accept the rank to which you, ele.fide; whilst our i luftrious Commander in vate me, by impofing upon me this new Chief is equally bufy, in reviewing and burthen, I contract no new obligations to- feting in atray, on the other. wards my country (I have long fince inade It appears that the fleet under Lord Nellett Warfaw leads us to fuppofe that the it every facrifice); but I feel that a great- fon, has been annoying the enemy near Emperor of Ruffia will very foon take a er a more holy duty binds me: I feel I fay, Marfeilles. The attempt made by them in decided part again ft France. that I ought to conduct rapidly our enter their accounts, to difguife the fact only: prize to its termination, and by wife laws, tends to confirm it. He has captured and favourable to our habits, fo that cit-burnt burnt 5 Genoese fhips; and taken poffef.) izen may march within its liberty without fion of the largeft of the Hieres Iflands to infringing upon the rights of others, and the fouth of Toulon, with 1800 men and 48 without injuring the authority which pieces of cannon, and established there an watches over the general happiness. hofpital for 600 failors. The fleet of Ad: miral Nelfon off Toulon confists of 27 Ansfier bergod sa mong didud LONDON, AUG 17.

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In fh rt by accepting this burthen, as hea vy as it is honorable, I take charge of the fum total of good or evil, which may refutrom my adminiftration; but do not forget that it is in the most formy time that you confide to my care, the helm of the veffel of the flate.

I am a foldier! War has ever been my portion, and as long as the cruelty, the barbarity, and avarice of our enemies bring them to our fhores, I will juthify your choice; and, combatting at your head, I hall prove that the title of your C of your General,

will be honorable to me.

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The Court of Directors of the Eaft India Houfe have voted the following fums to the Captains, Officers, and feamen of the China fleet, for their gallant conduct in beating off the French fquadron under Admiral Linois:

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To capt. Dance 2000 guineas and a
piece of plate value 200 guineas capt.
Timens 1000 guineas, plate 100; capt.
Moffatt, 500, plate 100; capts. Henry,
Wilfon, Farquharfon, Torin, Clarke, Men

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The fupreme rank to which you elevate Wordsworth, Kirkpatrick, Hamilton, me, tells me that I au become the father of Farrer, Pendegrafs, Brown, Larkins, and' my fellow citizens, of whom I was the de-Luckner, 500 each, plate 50; chief offi fender; but the father of a family of warriors never faffers the (word to fleep if he withes to tranfmit his valor to his defcendants and to innure them to battles.

It is to you, generals and military men, who are to afcend after me to fupreme rank, that Laddrefs myfelf; happy that I can tranfmit my authority to those who have thed their country, I re. blood for the renounce the unjuft afage of continuing my power in my own family.

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cers 150 guineas; fecond do. 125; third,"
fourth, purfers, and furgeons so
80; filth,
fixth, furgeons mates, boatswains, gun-
ners, carpenters, 50 each; midshipmen go,:
other petty officers, 13; feamen, ordinary
feamen, and fervants, 6.

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Lieutenant Fowler, paffenger in the Camden, Captain Dance, for the fervices. he rendered, 300 guineas for a piece of plate.

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The value of the fleet thus faved, on an eftimate made by the Supercargoes includ. I that! never have any regard to feniori-ing the private as well as the public inveft.

In this city, on Tuesday last, Mr. DANIEL ROCERS, aged 39 years.

At New-Hartford, Conn. Mrs. LUCY JEROME, consort of the Rev. Amasa Jerome, and daughter of Lieutenant-Governor Treadwell, in the 24.h year of her age.

At New Orleans, HOARE BROWSE TRIST, Collector of that port.

At Owego, on the 30th ult. Dr. SAMUEL TINK

HAM.

At South Kingston, R. I. the Hon. SAMUEL J. POTTER, one of the Senators in Congress from that state.

مستسلمة

To Correspondents.

If PETER PALLET," will lay down his pencil for a moment, and read the queer production of GALIMAUFRY HOTCHPOTCH, he will, we doubt not, readily excuse the postponement of his profile.

TOBY MEANWELL,"on Fashion, and “H," o

Friendship, feceived, and under consideration.

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But Number One for safety run,

And lodg'd upon an island,
Where safe from harm, and war's alarm,
She lay in dock on dry land.

As yet 'twas dark, and this arm'd ark
Lay snugly moor'd till morn, sir,
No dove was sent-but stamen went
And brought a leaf...of corn, sir.
Though there was not an olive brought,
Of peace there was a toke: 1;
For sure while they in cornfields lay,
No truces could be broken.

In days of old, as we are told,

Our Lord High Admiral, sir,
Took the same way t' avoid th' affray,
And found it answer'd well, sir.

I'll bet a groat that this same boat,
As great her danger counting,
Would, in her flight, have gain'd a height
As safe as Carter's mountain.

And when pursu'd by men of blood,
Would manage the same way, sir;
And as she run, would fire no gun,
Save only her stern-chaser.

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AN agreeable man and of a merry dif pofition, but very poor, finding, one night, lome thieves in his houfe, told them, without putting himself in a paffion, I cannot imagine what you expect to find in my houfe in the night time, fince I can find nothing in it myself in the day time.

but

an imaginary danger was before you ;
there is now a real hazard in my venturing.
to fhew you the fafeft way back; there.
fore unless you will give me nine guineas
for my trouble in conducting you home,
you may abide where, you are until the
next dry feafon."-All replies were in
vain; no art could make any impreflion
on the countryman. Rhubarb was oblig
ed to return nine guineas; the farmer
landed him fafely among his gallipots, and
the honeft man got well home again, tri-
umphing over inhumanity and avarice. :

A Chimney Sweep lately advertised for an Apprentice with this N. B. That it was expected the Boy's Friends would keep him in clean linen. [Lon. pap.]

The laws are founcertain in France, that a Judge in Thouloufe decides all cafes that come before him by a pair of dice; to that a bribe is called a loaded dice.

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A German Writer fays-BONAPARTE'S character is included in the monofyllable

THE German Prince Efterhazy has the largest flocks of fheep poffeffed by a. ny one perfon in any part of the world. His Highness attended the Woburn fheepfhearing in 1804, when he asked the Duke of Bedford " of what number his flock confifted?" His Grace replied, " 600." "What number of fhepherds ?" The anfwer was "one." Probably," fays theJelf: he is felf-conceited, felf-important, Duke, "your Highnefs may have a flockfelf-created, and felf ih in all his actions. on your effate." "Yes," replied the illuftrious foreigner, "I have in Saxony; it confifts of 150,000 fheep and for the due management of which I keep 800 fhepherds !"

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IN a great frefhet, a farmer's wife was taken in labor, and no perfon proper to af fift her living nearer than feven miles the good hufband rode with the utmost fpeed" to Dr. Rhubarb, whom he begged inftantly to go to his wife. The doctor being a known one, declared, though his ufual fee was two guineas, at fuch a diftance, when no danger appeared; yet now (faid he) I must go at the iminent hazard of my life, I fhall not budge one foot, unless you agree to give me ten guineas. The farmer in vain remonftrated on his inability to per form fuch a demand; Rhubard was in-. flexible, The honeft countryman's love to his Joan rofe above every objection, and he at last engaged to raife the money: they got to the farm-houfe through much difficulty, and in an hour or two the doctor prefented the mafter of the houfe with a fine boy, and demanded his exorbitant fee which the farmer immediately gave WE copy the following very fingular him and drank each a glafs of ale to the advertisement from the Poughkeepsie Ba-boy's welfare.-By this time the flood was rometer of the 24 inft. We think the advertifer difcovers an uncommon fpirit of generolity by offering the thief a reward for his HONESTY.

Diversity.

TAG.

Advertisement.-The THIEF who took a Linen Shirt from a grafs-plat, near the centre of this villiage, on the night of the 24th ult. will pleafe to receive the cur

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ed the doctor in his return; on which
(not being at all acquainted with the way)
he entreated the farmer to lofe no time in
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conducting him back."
the farmer) you would not come to help
my wife, who was in real diftrefs, unlels
I promiled to give ten guineas, when only

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